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Anonymous asked:

Amren should’ve stayed dead in ACOWAR

Big hard yes, nonnie.

I think Nesta should have indeed knelt to Amren. To then swiftly rise like a ninja and hit her in the coochie.

Amren was despicable in this book. I don't really buy the idea that since she's old she doesn't know how to interact with others as she lived with the Inner Circle, who have been for the most part written like 25-30 years old, for centuries and it mostly went well. Perhaps she has a different view of the world but it hardly explains her words and actions toward Nesta to me or how she went from "give her time" to "why can't you train with me, evil sl*t?" (sadly, barely an exaggeration). Amren, to me, had always been the old cranky wise one, the one who understood without words because she saw and analysed everthing (humans, faes and monsters alike), so she might have been my biggest disappointment in ACOSF. She reeked of bitterness. Nesta refusing to train (I was expecting something huge to have happened) shouldn't equal to the way she was treated by Amren. Amren being tired of trying with her shouldn't have given her a pass to publicly slutshame and drag Nesta through the mud.

Another point: this might sounds harsh but she adds nothing to the story anymore, narratively speaking, and her death would have been more interesting both for the plot and for the way the characters would have developped in light of that.

I expect Sarah to try and salvage her character or her relationship with Nesta in the next book but I am not sure I will be easily swayed.

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buzzzard

I mean…..Nesta wouldn’t have to go far, tictac looking mother fkr

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Anonymous asked:

how long do you think azriel's mating frenzy would last?👀👀 yk considering how he can apparently go days training without getting tired

Anon, I love you! You're asking the real questions.

Azriel Mating Frenzy Headcanons:

  • Azriel's frenzy would last a minimum of three weeks.
  • Minimum three weeks
  • When it first hits him, right after Gwyn accepts the bond, it would be cute because he would be hesitant to just pounce on Gwyn
  • Gwyn would have to coax him at first to let go
  • She would want him just as bad as he wants her
  • It would start slow and gentle
  • Soft kisses and slow caressing
  • But pretty soon they'd be ripping off each others clothes
  • They would not make it to the bed at first
  • They would end up fucking in the middle of the hall, on the floor
  • Then they would try to make their way to a bedroom, but they would only make it as far as the wall
  • When they finally manage to pause long enough to get to a bed, Azriel spends the next few hours exploring literally every single inch of Gwyn's body
  • Like, he fucking worships her. Thoroughly
  • They spend at least three days locked in a house together making love on every available service
  • When Gwyn finally decides they need to rejoin society, Azriel is reluctant but agrees
  • But the frenzy is still getting to him. Bad
  • He can't keep his hands off her
  • He doesn't realize how bad it is until they go back to Velaris and see Cassian and Rhys
  • Azriel almost rips Cassian's head off for waving at Gwyn
  • Nesta and Emerie think it's hilarious because Gwyn can't walk more than five feet without Azriel whining
  • He literally cannot stay away from her
  • They will be in the middle of training and then he has to whisk her down a hallway to fuck her against a wall
  • Gwyn is extremely patient through all of it because she also has a hard time keeping her hands off of Azriel
  • The first week, they try to attend family dinner, but all the mated couples there know it won't be long before they excuse themselves
  • It will start with heated glances
  • Then Azriel's hands will start drifting, touching her everywhere
  • His hands will sneak under her dress beneath the table
  • He nearly takes her in the middle of the room when he realizes she's temporarily given up on wearing underwear
  • Again, they make it as far as a deserted hallway before they end up fucking against the wall
  • Azriel would constantly apologize for how irrational he is being, but Gwyn would keep reassuring him that she understands
  • They would barely sleep for all three weeks
  • Everyone would just accept that they won't see Azriel and Gwyn until at least 10am each day
  • Every morning, they would try to just get up and go about their day, but they would end up naked again in about five minutes
  • They would have to bathe together in the mornings because Azriel wouldn't be able to handle seeing Gwyn naked without needing to touch her on sight
  • Azriel wouldn't be able to go on spy missions for the first few weeks because he wouldn't be able to stand being away from Gwyn
  • The IC just accepts that Gwyn and Az won't be at family dinner for a while after that first time
  • It gets to the point that Gwyn gives up on trying to wear anything to bed at night because she knows what will happen
  • Even though he can't stop wanting to fuck her every second of every day, Azriel is super soft during this time
  • Azriel is the king of aftercare
  • He always gives Gwyn massages, runs hot baths for her, cuddles her when they're both too tired to do anything else, etc
  • He's just so thrilled to have Gwyn as his mate and he wants to make sure she is as happy as he is
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thefuzzydave

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

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SJM live 5/5/21

• we will be learning more about azriel's shadows when His Story is told 💙

• gwyn confirmed a grown ass woman, so antis can stfu about that 💙

• sjm hinted that she will be writing more of gwyn in the future 💙

• we will be getting a scene of azriel SINGING in the future 💙

• ALSO SHE SAID THAT SLEEPING BEAUTY IS BORING AND SHE DOESN'T THINK IT TELLS THE STORY OF A STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER 💙

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i think anyone who says tht a bi man & a bi woman in a relationship r basically the same as a straight couple have never put any thought into how bisexuality challenges preconcieved dynamics and the gender roles usually assumed in m/f relationships.

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