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i miss the intimacy of sharing wired earbuds with a girl </3

middle school gay awakening core

the most disorienting thing thats ever happened to me was when a linguistics major stopped in the middle of our conversation, looked me in the eye, and said, "you have a very interesting vernacular. were you on tumblr in 2014?" and i had to just stand there and process that one for a good ten seconds

Some writers took ‘write what you know’ too seriously so now every other protagonist is an insecure little bore with an anxiety disorder

love all the cis conservative men on twitter losing their minds over the vaccine causing menstrual disturbance like it's one huge conspiracy theory. anyone with a period could tell you that eating a ripe mango on the tuesday approximately 16 hours before your due date will delay it by like five days. the uterus literally has the physical competency of a hamster on crack.

andrew garfield and ocean vuong gushing about each other…how are tumblrinas feeling

from ocean vuong’s instagram stories

I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

parents please check your kids’ halloween candy. just found the cw’s gay love confession scene inside of a butterfingers bar.

Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.

On my way to buy groceries

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY

opinion on people who just eat cereal dry with their hands like its popcorn. not asking for any reason

having a second, smaller meeting to figure out what the fuck happened in the first meeting 

fuck the smiths but some points were made when he said i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now

genuinely the ONLY read on gansey's character is that he's bi but he always THOUGHT he was gay this entire time. that's why he's so awkward with blue but way calmer w the guys. the dick pic scene in tdt. "that boy really needs to come to terms with his sexuality". the tree scene in trb. thats why henry was so surprised to see blue in bllb bc its like. common knowledge that ganseys fruity

public announcement that this post by @declansdaddyissues lives in my head

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