original theory: succubi are always women, incubi are always men 

facts: in fact succubus comes from the latin word “succubare” which means “to lie under” and incubus comes from the latin word “incubare” which means “to lie on”

new improved theory: incubi are always tops and succubi are always bottoms. gender doesn’t matter at all.

ffxv is… too good

You are what you eat.

@bingtown

@breadofthewild

my other favourite ffxv dialogue….

i fidget with my cube, looking over at my gamber babe gf…

“hey…youre my princess peach right…?”

she rolls her eyes, sipping mountain dew out of her novelty minecraft creeper mug. “fus-ro-duh.”

Weaksauce…so unepic…you guys totally lost the game

ON OUR WEDDING DAY: “And here I thought the only gold rigns I would be interested in were to be collected by a porcupine…” my wife, wiping away a tear, “this cake…is no lie.”

they play the fallout theme on an ocarina as we kiss

this post gave me pneumonia

this quiz tells you what your homeric epithet would be and well, isn’t this the question that keeps us all up at night? feel free to reblog and put your epithet in the tags, mine is bright-eyed

the drink you spilled all over me, lover’s spit left on repeat 🥀

How is the letter H so powerful

Someone: you’re right

Me: *busts a whole nut*

give me the watermelón