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Totally Julie

@notjuliejohnston19 / notjuliejohnston19.tumblr.com

But totally not
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oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

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alex51324

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

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teatops

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

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noodle-fc

So it looks like

Julie Ertz's surprise return is maybe gonna bail Andonovski out of his abject failure to sort out a midfield without her (no offense to the woman, but—Korniek??). That's very good for the USA's World Cup chances but still bothers people like me who get almost viscerally annoyed at people fucking up their jobs.

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You’re tired. Burnt out. Exhausted. Stressed.

This lowers your capacity for emotional regulation.

You’ll cry more easily. Get dragged into low moods more easily. Simple little things where you’re like ‘dang, that shouldn’t hit so hard,’ will wallop you.

This will trick you into thinking you’re weak and can’t handle life. A loser.

Not so my friend.

It’s a signal that you need a nap, need to allow for more sleep at night, need to prioritize and scale back on what you can accomplish in a day, need to take a mental health day or even a leave.

Something’s got to give.

But!

It’s not your self worth.

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woah-syd

Simple as that the league is literally sorry for getting caught. They simply don’t give a fuck. The fact that they made a statement 6hrs after the story was dropped and was aware that it was coming out blows my mind.

The nwsl is disappointed and shocked that the public was made aware of their faults

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aj521z

I think it was the right decision for termination because inaction is injustice, but there’s 10x as many men in positions of power in the NWSL who defend and condone these abusers and need to be dispersed of 🗑

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copperbadge

The only awards organization I care about has announced their 2021 finalists.

[Description: A series of professional wildlife photographs. Top two images are a lizard lounging casually on a branch, looking like a ballerina at barre, and a tiger sharpening claws on a stump, reared up on his back legs to look like he’s hefting the stump over his head. Next, a duckling peeps sideways out from behind a post, head perpendicular to the post, giving it a quizzical expression. Two images show bald eagles, one appearing to dance with a groundhog on a field of snow as it attempts to snatch the rodent; the other image of the eagle shows him crashing face-first into a tree. Another image shows an otter hefting its young by the scruff, the young’s eyes wide and looking very startled. Lastly, an image of three penguins looking like they’re doing a superhero walk away from an explosion, and an image of two squirrels, one midair, the other looking like he’s praying in order to levitate the first.]

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It's time to yell! We are celebrating the 15th anniversary of Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument!

On June 15, 2006, the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands Marine National Monument was designated, creating the largest marine conservation area on Earth at the time. A year later, it was given its Hawaiian name, Papahānaumokuākea. Papahānaumoku is a mother figure personified by the earth and Wākea is a father figure personified in the expansive sky; the two are honored and highly recognized ancestors of Native Hawaiian people. This year we celebrate 15 years of accomplishments in cooperative conservation and co-management. Read the full story here: https://www.papahanaumokuakea.gov/15year-anniversary/ (Photo: Koa Matsuoka. Image description: A bird calling while standing on a turtle's back next to another bird on the beach.)

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I'm not interested in fucking debating about Ma'Khia Bryant's murder. She was a goddamn CHILD. She was afraid for her life and using a knife to defend herself from a group of women who wanted to hurt her. She was so damn afraid that she did the same thing that white kids are taught to do: call the cops.

And they fucking killed her.

This child is dead because she dared to take a damn risk and put trust in the system that calls itself protectors.

She needed their help and they fucking killed her.

I dont give two shits what your goddamn argument is. If you can really sit there and say that this CHILD deserved to die then you have forfeited your fucking humanity and you are no better than the pig who pulled the fucking trigger.

This fight is not over. Say her name: Ma'Khia Bryant.

As always yall. No justice, no fucking peace.

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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

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sirro85-blog

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

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Signal boost the SHIT OUT OF THIS

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Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

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workhard3r

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

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