the enemy is doing some touhou shit my lord
camp clothes origins style
banned from homeric scholarship circles for calling achilles a ragepilled kleosmaxxer
having to put fleetwood mac Rumors on loop while i run my fucking dishwasher or else it becomes old yharnam in here
the dishwasher: [normal quiet dishwasher sounds]
beast: AUGHOWWOUGOUWSHGKLDJ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUGHOWHGOWUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stevie Nicks: if you don't love me now, you will never love me again, i can still hear you saying-
beast: ...chorp
having to put fleetwood mac Rumors on loop while i run my fucking dishwasher or else it becomes old yharnam in here
Day 5: Family Member
The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking
Day 3: Their room/home
we're learning all the different little chirps and cheeps and chworps but my favorite noise (other than the very soft beeping when Beast is comfy) is the little chuttering sound we make to hype ourselves up to leap-jump to a higher perch. or dare i say, the swing
ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
I cannot believe this budgie is going to fix both my sleep schedule and my utter hatred of going to the grocery store
Everybody say hello to (Blood Starved) Beast
I cannot believe this budgie is going to fix both my sleep schedule and my utter hatred of going to the grocery store
28/04/24 • catullus 51 translated via the international code of signals
BC 1 Can you communicate with the aircraft? NE 5 You should proceed with great caution; hostile vessel sighted NH 1 Are you clear of all danger? EA Have you sighted or heard of a vessel in distress? ZL Your signal has been received but not understood. QF I cannot go ahead MBP Onset was sudden. PG 2 I am dazzled by your searchlight. Extinguish it or lift it. [IB 4 The extent of the damage is still unknown.] MHB Tongue is dry. YS I am unable to communicate… DV 1 I am adrift. MBE The whole body is affected. IX Fire is gaining. FD 1 My position is indicated by rockets or flares. PG I do not see any light. EP I have lost sight of you. MY 2 It is dangerous to proceed on present course. AE 1 I wish to abandon my vessel, but have not the means. GC 2 I have searched area of accident but have found no trace of derelict or survivors
obsessed with this letterboxd review of mary beard’s caligula documentary