PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.

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Arianna cheating with Spongebob is fucking hilarious

imagine having a wonderful wife, your highschool sweetheart, who stood by and supported you through your musical theatre career and was still sexually attracted to you even though you played Spongebob. Imagine having a newborn baby boy with the woman who tolerated you despite knowing you had spent hours perfecting the Spongebob voice

then ariana grande, the woman known for going after married men and then dumping them (and also known for her racefishing), approaches you and you are like "oh boy that sure sounds swell!"

this is who ariana is fucking, ariana saw this guy with his wife and newborn baby and was like "i cant not fuck him"

arguing with my straight guy friend right now cause he didnt realize ryuko and mako were gay

bro what about the scene where ryuko is being mind controlled and in her subconscious she's paralyzed in an endless wedding with a faceless husband and mako enters her dream and kills the husband thereby metaphorically freeing her from the concept of heteronormative happiness and opening the possibility for sapphic love. and then ryuko lashes out and slashes at mako but realizing she tried to hurt mako is what snaps her out of her trance because she realizes she cares so much about her

[guy who hasnt drawn in a few weeks voice] yeah the world is horrible and life is agony

termination.

when ur bitch wife wont stop nagging you through the interdimensional portal

the thing about having hope is that it is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so difficult. but you have to do it anyway

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

slut era (just wants to play video games and talk to someone every day)

Oh this FFXVI shit is real dire

OH THIS IS REAL DIRE

i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.

your honor i am ​bisexhausted.

*offers you this doodle of happy trans pikachus for pride month* :) 💖💖💖