Me every time a make a decision that Gale disapproves of

Me making a decision that either Karlach, Shadowheart, Lae’zel, Wyll, or Astarion disapprove of

apparently, if you recruit Karlach before meeting with Wyll, he comes to your camp and tries to attack her

but the whole family's like

don't touch our girl

they're so real for this

Halsin joining our camp to see that the guy who played with the tiefling kids is now a devil, some pasty elf is biting people in their sleep, a githyanki and goth girl are slapfighting, there's a tiefling on fire, and that wizard just ate a pair of gloves.

bg3 spoilers

so at the end of the game lae'zel can go to the astral plane to help fight vlaakith couldnt there be a post game where we go aswell she's a lich, So she likely has a spellbook we could steal her book and learn wish. We could wish astarion to be able to walk in the sun again I feel like it'd be similar to divine intervention, so you only get 1 wish but we could help the githyanki and help ourselves at the same time i want to go stab the lich queen for the homies

! MAJOR DARK URGE SPOILERS FOLLOWING !

Okay, those who played a "good" dark urge know what happened after killing Orin and saying nah to daddy.

And now, while that scene was all well and good I can't help but wonder: Was I the only one who thought they majorly missed their chance to add some drama?

I mean, Tav literally fell over only for Withers to plopp up almost immediately while the companions stood around with mildly shocked faces. (Not saying their shock wasn't enough, but I've looked more shocked after dropping a curly fry. Just saying.)

This could've been so good! They could've had the companions try to revive Tav only to notice it ain't working. Imagine the shock on their faces when they realise that shit - they're well and truly gone. We can't bring them back.

Imagine - your chosen lover freaking out because shit, they just watched their newfound love die. Astarion, anyone? The pain!?!

Sobbing. Crying. And then Withers Shows up to bring Tav back, saving the bosom friend from drowning in their own tears.

Such wasted potential for my drama-loving arse!

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER

THAT'S ME IN THE DAY

LIGHT

astarion is definitely a girl dad (seen the comments on my post) he would help comb through her hair that she inherited from him

he would tell her stories with her sitting on his lap. give her piggyback rides.

after using the power of the tadpole

this is how it happens, right?

Tav: Thank you for trusting me with your vampirism, Astarion. I'm going to help you and make sure Cazador can't take you back no matter what :))

Astarion: "aw you're so sweet haha" (what a stupid fucking asshole, it's going to be so easy to manipulate this dumbass, I got this shit in the bag)

Astarion, a week later in his romance progression, staring at the ceiling of his tent: O h N o

There's two kinds of people

this game has no right to be as funny as it is

I surely can't be the only one in this

Astarion: Good luck finding the impostor in this group of fucked up weirdos

my favourite part of baldurs gate so far is the stardew valley grandpa showing up to eat cheese in your camp and tell gale that his ex gf wants him to kill himself