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rachel. chicago. hawks, kaner, 1988, corgis. i'm saudades on AO3.
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Is this a long offseason already or is it just us? As the summer months stretch before us empty of hockey, we figured… time for a summer fest!

TROPE BINGO? WHAT’S THAT?? A trope bingo is a challenge where participants are given/choose a “bingo card” but instead of numbers, each square contains a trope (in our case, a summer-related trope). The challenge is to create a fanwork per square to create a bingo–a line, or column or diagonal or 4 corners + centre. 5 fanworks for 5 squares.

This is the basis of the fest BUT if you don’t want to do that and prefer just creating some summer-themed fanworks for fun without the challenge, you’re totally welcome to do that and tag your post with the fest’s tag, or post them in the AO3 collection. 

SCHEDULE! The fest will last 3 months, from June 1st to August 31st. 

For those who like making their own schedule and go at their own pace, you’re free to post whenever you want. If you want to post 5 fanworks in the last week of the fest, that’s okay! For those of you who work better with small deadlines we will issue reminders every 1st and 15th of the month to get. those. fanworks. posted. with the last half of August as an amnesty/catch up period. 

RULES We want to keep this as casual and easy as possible.

1. ALL FANWORKS are welcome: fics, graphics, fanmixes (roadtrip playlist anywone?), fanart, fanvids, cross-stitching, you name it, go for it. You can also mix it up if you want, no need to commit to just one type of fanwork.

2. Pairings must include at least a current or ex-Blackhawks player. So if you want to go old school and write some Shaw/Bollig? You can! So long as at least one player in the pairing has worn a Hawks jersey at some point, it’s cool.

3. There is no limit on word count or fanmix length or anything like that. You want to create a bingo line by writing 5 drabbles of perfectly chosen 100-word fics? Cool. No pressure, it’s anything you want. 

4. So long as the fanwork is SOMEWHAT (to your judgement) summer-themed, there’s no other limit on the subject matter. All tropes and kinks are welcome with open arms. 

5. TEAMS! If you want to team up with some friends (or be paired up with someone) you can! You guys can just choose a bingo card together and try to fill your bingo line as a team (you can collaborate on the same fanworks, or each create your own to fill a line faster)

6. You can combine two square (i.e. tropes) into one fanwork but NO MORE THAN TWO.

HOW TO PARTICIPATE Participating is easy! To do so, follow the following steps:

1. Click HERE and let us know if you are thinking of participating

2. Go HERE and choose a bingo card if this is the option that you’ve chosen (or you can have a look for inspiration if you want)

3. Create some fanworks!

4. Post your fanwork(s) to the AO3 COLLECTION or on tumblr with the tag “hawks summer fest 2018″ (if elsewhere please let us know so we can link to it!)

That’s it! Have fun!

You can follow this tumblr if you want. We’ll be reblogging and posting people’s fanworks, but also making inspirational picture posts and prompts to help get the creative juices flowing.

mods: @coffeekristin​, @hippietoews, @kaneoodle​, @allthebros 

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pride tape anon, i’m not 100% sure about kaner! the people i/my friends noticed with the same matte rainbow tape were kempny, saad, jonny, and a couple of others (i listed them in a reply to your ask but i’m not sure what happened to it).  but on further inspection i can’t rule out heavily marked up metallic tape -- hopefully someone photographed warmups more professionally and will post it! 

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hi marvel anon! not sure if you saw my tweet, but this is pretty much a hockey-only tumblr (and i don’t use this site much anymore at all), so please dm me on twitter if you’d like to discuss this! i’m super happy to do so 

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HAT-TRICK OR TREAT: Blackhawks Halloween Fest 2017 MASTERPOST!

Kane and Toews let me drink from your well by @kanerboo Vamp!Kaner porn by @allthebros potter!Jonny domestic fluff by @allthebros Trigger Point by Miss_Psychotic Soon by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse we could just kiss like real people do by elenamichaels Dress you up in my love by CoffeeKristin Skirting It by altri_uccelli Every Little Thing He Does (is magic) by jezziejay Smoothly Protective by Celly1995 Other Hawks Pairings (the better to) love you with by darkangel0410 (Saad/Hayden) knock a little more by sarcasticfluentry (Panarin/Kane) Possessed: Out of Body! by waffles_007 (Keith/Seabrook)
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BH HATTRICK OR TREAT FEST: Vamp!Kaner porn

1988 | 1.8K | explicit | pwp, vampires, biting, blood, feeding, oblivious

Note: this is part of my ongoing vamp!Kaner verse. You don’t need to have read the two previous parts to understand this (it’s porn). Thanks to @sorrylatenew and @kaneoodle for whipping it into shape from the mess it was. <33 [ verse tag ] [ part one ] [ part two ]

He loves biting the inside of Jonny’s thigh. The skin there is soft when he slides his lips over it, easy to sink into. It yields with barely any force on his part, even with the muscles tight and hard, like biting into a ripe peach.

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BH HATTRICK OR TREAT FEST: potter!Jonny domestic fluff

1988 | 2.2K | T+ | est. relationship, anniversary, domesticity, fluff, chickens

Note: a little fall ficlet based in a ‘verse I had an idea for a couple years ago when I asked myself: “if Jonny was an artist what kind of art would he make?” and then settled on “pottery”. Maybe I’ll get around to writing the beginning of this story one day :D Thanks to @sorrylatenew for all her help as usual. 

The motherfucking chickens.

… is his first thought when his brain is awake enough to realize why it’s awake at all. They cluck-cluck at ass-o’-clock in the morning, an incessant choppy chatter that picks at Patrick’s sleep the same way they peck at their food. He can’t wait for Jonny to finish building the new coop on the other side of the yard so Patrick can have blissfully quiet mornings again.

Jonny, of course, is still dead to the world—warm against Patrick’s back, breath tickling his neck, large hand splayed over Patrick’s hip. He snores lightly. This soft, high sound at the end of each exhale when it kicks back into an inhale. It’s not enough to keep Patrick awake at night, but it’s enough to annoy Jonny with. He gets all uptight and serious about it, claims he can’t be snoring, he’s never snored, stop making shit up asshole. It’s hilarious.

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(graphic credit to @allthebros)

Hey all!

On November 4th, I’m doing Extra-Life: a 24-hour video game marathon to raise money for children’s hospitals. In order to give some incentive to donate, I’m doing a raffle! 100% of raised money goes to the hospitals & the kids. Find my donation page here to read more about the organization.

You can donate anytime between now and the end of the event, which is 8AM CST on November 5th, 2017. Please feel free to send me any questions - and if you can’t donate, reblogging does a lot toward helping spread the word and benefit the children.

Now let’s get to the good stuff:

Prizes

  • $115 toward your next game tickets
  • A shirsey/shirt and hat of your choice ($60 value)
  • Swag grab bag (socks, little toys) with items from your team ($60 value)
  • Gift card to the NHL store ($40 value)
  • A 5-10 page fic of your choice

Rules 

  • Go here and donate $10 or more to enter. For every $5 you donate above $10, I’ll add your name to the pool an additional time.
  • E.g., $10 = 1 entry, $15, = 2 entries, $20 = 3 entries, $25 = 4 entries, and so on.

Other rules under the cut:

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Introducing Hat-trick or Treat: A Blackhawks Halloween fic fest! created by hippietoews, jezziejay, kaneoodle, and celly1995 Rules: * Please sign up for this fest HERE * Your fic must include at least one current or former Blackawks player. * We encourage you to write 1,000 words or more, but submissions of any size are welcome. If you are unable to finish your story by October 30, we will be holding an amnesty day on November 1. * We have provided a prompt post HERE for inspiration but you do not have to use any particular prompt. As long as your fic features Halloween (/fall) in some way, it will be allowed. Important Information: Due date: October 30, 2017 at 11:59pm EST Posting date: October 31 You will be posting your fic to this AO3 Collection If you have any questions or concerns, please contact any of the above listed mods via twitter or email hattrickortreat2017@gmail.com. Thank you to captain-furious for the beautiful graphic!

there's still plenty of time to participate in this! we've kept sign ups open until the 30th so that anyone who unexpectedly has time can jump in if they're so inclined. :)

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Steve Dangle helped me figure out why I’m so disappointed with Sidney Crosby

Dangle said in his latest podcast that if Sidney Crosby at the end of his life wants to look back and be remembered for being a good hockey player and nothing else - then he is doing everything to achieve that right now. But if he wanted to be remembered for being a great hockey player and a good person, he would have to start speaking up for people less privileged than him. 

And that is exactly it. Sidney Crosby is undoubtedly one of the greatest hockey players of all time. But he has never done a You Can Play video, has never actually spoken up about racism and homophobia in the league, has not helped to make the sport he loves so much a safe space for everyone and now he is going to shake hands with a white supremacist in the White House. 

He could actually change some things. As the face of the NHL, his words carry a lot of weight. He could help make an actual fucking difference.

Yes, he is a good hockey player. And if that is all he wants to be, than that is fair enough. But I sure wish it were different. I sure wish the kid who got bullied when he was younger would stand up for others now. Instead he is shaking hands with the biggest bully the country has to offer.

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In addition, there’s a Reddit megathread on r/hockey with additional comments that’s being updated as the reactions come in.

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