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sasori, shortly before doing a political assassination for funsiessss
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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
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Cross Guild + My Oc + The Powerpuff Girls🏴☠️✨️
●Sir Crocodile: Buttercup💚
●Dracule Mihawk: Blossom❤️
●Buggy The Clown: Bubbles💙
●Kaze Y. Kitsune: Bliss💜
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This is Bitty, Buggy the Clown’s tiny adorable clown baby.
Omg I freaken can’t! They’re so cute!!! I imagine their mommy to be a badass bitch (like Alvida but not her) for some reason and not a clown though…I mean Buggy could bag anyone😍😍😍
Crocodile:
Buggy: “…give me my baby back”
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seeing people argue on twitter that we should not be nice to strangers and that strangers do not owe you respect or kindness and that if anyone asks you to be nicer ever they are entitled and a horrible person and being nice to people you don’t know is unpaid emotional labour and if you ask anyone to do it ever you are an abusive person. ha. hahahahahahahahahahaha
individualism is a disease.
genuinely the way capitalism has completely destroyed everyone’s view of community and comradeship is insane. we are all so isolated from our fellow humans beings. i hate this. get me out of here. hahahaha please get me out of here.
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And They Were Roommates (Shinnok's Head x Reader)
Yes, you read that title correctly, bare with me.
Summary: Reader ends up preventing Shinnok's head from entering the Jinsei and convinces Raiden to let them keep him in their apartment. Yeah.
Tags/Extra: Reader is gender neutral (please let me know if you see a mistake anywhere!), goofiness, non-serious, Shinnok can't believe this shit, Netflix?, platonic, for now, does this count as a slow burn?
Words: 2238
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"Can I keep him?"
Lord Raiden replied to your question with an expression of utter shock.
"...what?"
"WHAT?" The head of Shinnok wriggled in your grasp, and his face was also in shock.
He'd finally gained back a sliver of power—enough to talk and also enough to cast one spell. A simple teleportation spell that would send him, his head rather, directly into Earthrealm's Jinsei Chamber in Raiden's Sky Temple. It was supposed to work. It should have worked. Why didn't it work?
Shinnok's head x reader 🤣
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Hrm Raiden ? Mortal Kombat?
Raiden ^_^ omg omg Raiden hi hi hi ^W^
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I'm actually begging on my knees ya'll please write some fanfiction about the woman of mortal kombat. I understand that the new design of the male mortal kombat characters is immaculate, but PLEASE give me a fanfic of the women specifically Li Mei. I'VE BEEN WAITING BEFORE THE GAME EVEN CAME OUT 😭😖✊🏾
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What a masterpiece you did 😭😭🤭
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Mortal Kombat 1 preference “How possessive they are of you”
(I’m baaaaaack! With the new timeline im introducing a new set for MK1!! Hope it is as requested and you guys like it! Gifs not mine credit to the original owners)
Johnny-Whenever he’d get possessive of you, he’d be the type to display a little too much affection, either pulling you closer to him and referring to you by your wedded name of course as a reminder or simply annoyingly pulling out his phone to show the other person the countless pictures he has of you and him together. When things would get a little more heated, he can’t help himself but pull you away and practically smother you in kisses that get deeper, leaving you with several hickeys across your neck and elsewhere only he knows.
Bi Han-Whenever he’d get possessive of you, he’d usually keep his composure and would simply stay by your side a little too much coming between you and the other person, keeping a close eye on the both of you. When he’d have enough of it he’d easily challenge them into a fight, purposely getting riled up so he can easily give you the pounding of a lifetime afterwards as a reward for himself. He’d be the type to make sure you didn’t keep quiet so the other person knows who you belong to.
Kuai Liang-Whenever he’d get possessive of you, it would be a rather rare instance but at times he can’t help it and would lose his cool, typically acting more annoyed at whoever’s around and having very little patience with them. He’d end up having a talk with you once alone, admitting to you how he felt and would surprise you once late at night in bed. He’d start things off slow and slightly more intimate than usual, needing to prove to you that you’re all his before getting more and more rough leaving marks all over you.
Tomas-Whenever he’d get possessive of you, he’d insist on needing your help a little too much even for things he already knows just to keep you all to himself and saving you from spending time with anyone else. He’d be in complete denial of it when you’d confront him, reassuring you over and over he just wants to be with you, his lover. He’d end up distracting you with how eagerly he kisses you and pulls you to him, surprising you even more with how he doesn’t shy away from reaching inside your clothes to already tease you and take you there as he pleases.
Syzoth-Whenever he’d get possessive of you, he’d get strangely quiet and would make his way to the other person as soon as they’re away from you, trying his best to keep them in check and reminding them you’re his. If all fails he’d either mess with them in his invisible state or scare the hell out of them in his reptilian form, getting quite the kick out of seeing them run away. Of course, once you’d confront him he’d easily go all puppy eyed with you in his human form and would approach you carefully just so he can pull you to him, reminding you you’re his and he needs to make it clear.
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Just another Penguins Barbie meme XD
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Anonymous asked:
im LIVING for Shang Tsung & Quan Chi's Gayly Alliance
hell yea 😭the fierce divas of Outworld tbh
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They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary
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ULTIMATE FEM!CHARACTERS HEADKANONS FROM MK1 | SFW
A/N: I don't usually write for female characters, but I love these women.
TW: fluff, cute romance, afab reader, no pronouns used other than "you", mention of lingerie, mention of mommykink (but nothing explicit), sfw.
⸺ ASHRAH
- She met you when she saved you from some warriors belonging to her former master, Quan Chi. You were the defenseless "maiden" - regardless of whether you are a man or a woman - and she was your knight with the white sword, defending you from them. She would help you get up, while being enchanted by your beauty and sweetness, you were a beautiful person, both inside and outside.
- She will help you get out of there safe and sound, but not before flirting with you lightly, a few smiles, some compliments on you and your appearance, she may be a former demon from the underworld, but she is very elegant and flirtatious, even harvesting a flower on the way and giving it to you, with a sweet and charming smile on her lips. Ashrah will say goodbye to your presence with pain in her heart, she felt even more purified with you, she would do anything to see you again.
- If you happen to meet her, even if just as a friend, she will be extremely happy, Ashrah will be so cute, smiling as she asks you about the wonders of the earthly plane, you even recommended a book to her - a book that became her favorite after, she loved reading and remembering you and your gentle voice to her -
- Your relationship was slow, she confessed naturally, saying that she would love to be your life partner and that she would learn everything about love and make you happy, and well, she really does. Ashrah is a dedicated, sweet and kind girlfriend, she gives you advice and also loves to see you happy with everything, you may think it's "silly" but with every smile of yours, she becomes even more in love with you, you are the most beautiful creature and pure in Ashrah's mind and she will defend you from any possible threat. "-You can count on me for everything my love, you are my light and my sun, I will always be here to guide you on this journey, always by your side."
- You have one night just to get ready and put on makeup, even if you weren't going anywhere, you put on Ashrah and she puts on you - if you're a man, you'll be made up too. -
⸺ NITARA
- You two are an inseparable couple! She is a clingy and loving girlfriend. The two of you met when she was walking through the forests to feed, and you were there, beautiful and distracted from the dangers that surrounded you, so she decided to go talk to you, Nitara was bored so you would be a good distraction.
- She started talking to you, a little arrogant, because you were an earthly being, but soon she let her guard down, observing how beautiful you were. The clothes you wore were simple but cute for her, making Nitara blush when she realized she was looking at you. a lot - she will sit next to you, shaking her wings while trying to impress you by moving her wings while generating a small breeze to cool you both down, or, messing with her hair and smiling at you showing her fangs, she doesn't know how to flirt so she keeps giving you signals -
- When you saw the sunset start to appear, you tried to leave but she pulled you by the wrist saying that you were the only cool earthly being she found in her life and that she was attracted to you, she would shy away asking if she could give you a kiss, at least on the cheek if you want and let it. If you deny her she will sigh and get upset, but she will respect her space, while she said that if you changed your mind you could find her in the same place in the forest while she left blushing embarrassed, flying quickly. -But if you accept it, it will be a sweet and intense kiss, with her grabbing your chin and her fangs mixed with the taste of blood making an intoxicating mixture in her mouth.
- She and you will start dating very quickly, always walking around hand in hand as if the world didn't matter to the two of you.
- Nitara likes to carry you! Whether it's a walk through the air of exo-terra, whether in her arms or even on her back - it's a little complicated with the wings, but she'll find a way for you -
- If you show her how a cell phone works, say goodbye to her memory gallery, she will take lots of photos of the two of you and selfies of herself, and will pout if you complain. "-I just wanted to give you a souvenir so you can always remember me (Y/N)!" -Nitara said making a cute face while crossing her arms, a soft side that she only shows to you, her boyfriend/girlfriend.
- She likes to bite you, not to the point of drawing blood, but she is very territorial leaving you with sucks, bites and bruises - even taking the trouble to make a heart-shaped suck on your neck "-Now everyone will see that you are mine, my boyfriend/girlfriend♡"
⸺ SINDEL
- Sindel was very lonely after Jerred's death, but you were a close friend of Milena and Kitana, always visiting the castle and keeping her daughters company so she decided to get to know you a little. She started asking you basic questions, mainly if you were a good influence on her daughters, etc. She saw that you were a good person, and very beautiful too, it was the first time in years that the empress felt her heart beat faster when she looked at someone, and that someone was you.
- Sindel will start inviting you to the castle more, always with the excuse that you were a great influence and wanted you around to set an example for her daughters - Milena was the first to realize that her mother liked you, but she just smiled silent, wanting to see where it would all lead. You found yourself more in Sindel's quarters than in the company of your precious friends, with Sindel talking to you sweetly, serving you wine, fruit and asking you to help comb her hair, while she smiled and rambled on about various subjects. like you.
- Sindel will give you expensive gifts, an attempt to show you how much she wants you - and she really wants you - she is also vain, she will like to show you the countless clothes, shoes, makeup and perfumes she has - she will too There's kink lingerie, she likes to see you and dress in lingerie for you, and vice versa -
- Her dating request will be subtle, taking your hand and saying that an empress like her needs company, you. Dating is also peaceful with her, chaste kisses on the cheek, walks through the gardens of her castle, sleeping with spoons and if you want, you can show her films from the earthly plane, she will love them all, especially the old Hollywood ones by Greta Garbo . - she also has a mommy kink, get used to calling her mommy, because she loves these titles, especially in your bedroom.
#yanderestarangel#sindel x reader#afab reader#ashrah x reader#nitara x reader#mortal kombat#mk 1#mk x reader#mortal kombat x reader#mortal kombat 1 2023#mortal kombat headcanons#mk1#mk1 2023#mk sindel#mk ashrah#mk nitara#Finally something with mommy Sindel and Ashrah... Jerrod and Syzoth are lucky men😤
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valeskafics
🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷Send this flower to 10 mutuals to let them know you love them 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷
ZAEEEEE ILY BESTIE BAE 💕💕💕✨✨✨
🥺🥺🥺💅🏻
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lil smoke doodle