Tips for living like a fae

y’all, i’m about to snap.

ANYWAY, I can only work one day a week right now because I’m a full-time student. The inspection on my car is due, and I also have to get my oil changed and pay my bills. Since @boredpanda wants to deny me my royalties, you should commission me.

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I’d rather have a good ending than more seasons

Very much related: I’d rather have a good ending than a sequel.

GIRLS NIGHT BABEY

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Battle-Scarred Viking Shield-Maiden Gets Facial Reconstruction for First Time

When the sword came down upon her head, the blade cut her to the bone. Scientists studying the Viking woman’s fractured skull 1,000 years later still aren’t sure whether the blow actually killed her — however, the trove of weapons buried with her make it clear that she died a warrior nonetheless.

That Viking, who lived and died around the year 900, was first excavated from a farm in Solør, Norway, in 1900. Her head rested on a shield, a bridled horse skeleton lay curled at her feet, and her body was boxed in by a sword, spear, battle-ax and arrows. When a quick analysis revealed the skeleton to be female, it was immediately interpreted as the first physical example of a shield-maiden — a mythical female warrior only referenced in medieval texts before then.

Now, for the first time, researchers at the University of Dundee in Scotland have used facial reconstruction technology to re-create that maiden’s appearance — including the wound that may have ended her career. Read more.

no game has felt worth 60$ since games became 60$

one thing i do want to say though is i think as h*mosexual women but also just as women in general is that we need to recognize that “i’m not performing for men” is only one half of the picture. maybe you don’t want men’s approval but how much do you need women’s acceptance? how much are you smoking and drinking and doing coke and running and dieting and posting about forgetting to eat and performing other kinds of violence for the approval of other women? how much pressure do women put on you to negate the features of your body or your race or your sexuality or anything else…can you get away with stimming around other women? can you get away with not shaving? can you be around your female friends and feel fat without saying “i feel fat” so no one would mistake you for not punishing yourself for what is (erroneously) assumed to be a “transgression” of the body? can you look ugly and know that the female store clerk or the barista or the girl at the sink next to you or the girl on the bus with you or the girl with you on the elevator on the girl you have to squeeze past in the lecture hall to get out of the aisle will be kind and respectful to you and not act disgusted. can you be around your female family members without them commenting on your body? so much masochism and violence remain normalized among women because we say “well I’m not doing it for men, so it’s my choice” but how much are you doing out of a fear of women? 

in many ways tumblr is truly garbage but the fact that your follower count is not public and there’s no way to become “verified” is so sexy

what if you left a spam comment 😦😦 on my post 😳😳😳 and you were a bot called Olivia 🤭🤭🤭 and we are both girls 🤪🤪

think about it

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don’t understand why anything is priced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

types of people: monsters

skeleton : has anxiety, always asks how your day was, leans against anything when standing, hoodies and ripped jeans, blasts music, goes camping with friends, responds to everything with peace signs, looks mad but isn’t, loves candles, dances around the fire.

ghost : lives in sweaters, cold hands, cries when super happy, no one is sure how but they just show up everywhere, shy, takes care of everyone, sweet tooth, has a soft voice, lace, foggy mornings, minamalist, loves dogs and cats equally.

vampire : wears a lot of jewelry, enjoys the finer things, eccentric style, flirty, silk bedsheets, mysterious, handwritten notes, stays up so late it’s early, plays quiet music for ambiance, bubble baths, red and black, sharp gaze, philosophical conversations.

werewolf : holding hands, lives in earth tones, gorgeous eyes, calm in the day and restless at night, sunbathing, gazes at the moon, plans adventures with friends, sees past others appearances, gets lost in thought, procrastinates, concerts, has an idea journal.

types of people: colors

Dusky Pink: hand-lettering, quick friendships, loves cake, past break-ups are lessons, charming, sweeter than sugar ,cares too much, Shakespeare, good grades, chocolate truffles, always the short one.

Sky Blue: too much in love, quirky selfies,bus rides, craves attention, Milkshakes, trying too hard, cant keep secrets, tousled hair, handkerchiefs, too open, blueberry smoothies

Midnight Purple: bites nails, coffee addict, round glasses, video games, silent but deadly, too much in love, tired eyes, thunderstorms, running fingers through hair,  few close friends, hearty laughter.

Sunshine Yellow: very committed, softie but can be tough sometimes, apple pies, bruised knuckles, curly hair, doesn’t give a shit, protective, argues too much, tattered converse, constantly distracted. vanilla daydreams

Navy Blue: always fails at love, hands buried deep into pockets, M&Ms, writes quotes, dreamer, beautiful fantasies, will stay up for you, elevator selfies, blackberry sundaes

Sea-Green: homemade meals, hyper attacks, always the funniest, artistic, sad on the inside, self-undermining, savory over sweet, football, picnics at the park, chilli tacos

Sunset Orange: works hard, Bollywood fanatic, the kind of friend you never knew you needed, side profiles, sugar coated peanuts, dimply smile with squinted eyes, wavy hair, citrus scents

Milky White: groovy, rainbow sunshine, loves K-pop, in love with the wrong person, laughter, not afraid to speak up, ti-toks, frizzy hair, victoria’s secret, foodie, afternoon sleep.

Crimson Red: loves dogs, probably owns more than one, summer clothes, sunkissed smile, neat handwriting, reads too much quotes, straight hair, cheese cake ice-cream, gives too many chances.

Charcoal Black: procrastination, eats too much ice cream, loves deeply, reads novels, too loud or too quiet, long walks, baggy clothes, sweet-tooth, wants to own more than one cat, waves of nostalgia, meme child, silently struggling, windy days.

types of people: colors

red: fireworks on a summer night, leather jackets, blasting music, tanned skin, being overprotective, sprinting across the crosswalk when the light isn’t on

orange: chasing butterflies, feeling the happiest with friends, waking up early to make breakfast, flip flops, volunteering at the local animal shelter, trying new things

yellow: swimming in a lake, picnics, bullet journals, ice cream for dinner, labeling folders, lining up baby succulents on the windowsill, stuffed animals

green: glass libraries, running late, walls plastered with photos, doodling in the margins, being too shy to ask for another spoon, dipping toes in cold water

blue: falling asleep while studying, painted nails, reading a seven-hundred page book in one night, forgetfulness, silver jewelry, spending way too much time on a project

purple: dancing in the rain, worn-out shoes, watercolors, spontaneous plans, polaroid pictures, wandering through an empty park at night

pink: watching the sunset from a rooftop, handmade gifts, baking, teary phone calls at 2am, scarves, wanting to pet every dog on the street