me, to myself: sis u gotta get over ur love for fictional characters, ur standards are too high for real relationships, zen isn’t real it’s time to move on—
also me: ok but wHaT iF i somehow end up in an aLtErNaTe rEaLiTy where he IS real ?? wHaT tHeN, hUh ?? it’s 2020 crazier things have happened 👀✨🧚🏻♀️