thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
Enchantress:
I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG
So I put the lyrics to “The bitch of living” from Spring Awakening into Google translate, translated them to Samoan, then Catalan, then back to English. This is the result.
God, only dreams have an angel
Who can hear me at the bar
While they cry similarly, in Latin
"It simply came to our notice then
Help me get out of this bad dream. "
Then listen to his silver
He said, "Leave time, boy
I've come to one with everything "
He said, “Give me five hands, please
And the heat you can’t control
We teach you how to handle it
All sadness in your soul
Oh, that would be nonsense made of silver
Then let's focus on the wall "
He said, “Love for you makes you blind children.
But I don't care "
[All]
The living woman
(Bathroom, only one woman)
Nothing but the hand
(Girl only, yes)
The only girl alive
I have someone who can’t stand it
[Dolores]
Look, every night, in case something nice
Throw a turn, turn around, restless
I spend my days at the piano
And my master and her breasts;
And the music is like mine
You can have it complete
And those breasts!
Please be in my favor, please
Touch this apple pie
[All]
The living woman
(ah, ah, ah)
Nothing is happening
(Do not worry)
The only girl alive
Question: What happened?
Do you want this tattooed manate?
Who knows?
[Ernst]
Seeing, taking a bath in exercise classes ...
[Hanschen]
Bobby Maler, he's the best
Parents see that they are proud of these things
[Ernst]
God, my whole life was like some test
[Eight]
Then there was Marianna Wheelan
As if answering my call
[Hanschen]
It’s like kissing your ass a little, man
You can do it all yourself
[All]
Alllllll
[Melchior]
The living woman
[All]
The living woman
[Melchior]
And sitting on his head
[All]
Jo fort head
The prostitutes
[Melchior]
It is life
And God knows
[All]
The living woman
[Melchior]
You see me-
Just notice me
[All]
And try to move on
[Melchior]
You called me one day
[All]
The living woman
I just got out of bed
[Melchior]
You will all know it
[All]
The living woman
Live, live
[Melchior]
You will all know it
[All]
And get mine you get
The only girl alive
[Melchior]
And we know it
[All]
God, is this a mole?
It can not be
God, what a woman!
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some of the greatest lines include :
“living woman / (bathroom only one woman)”
“please be in my favour, please / touch this apple pie.”
“nothing is happening/ (do not worry)”
“it’s like kissing your ass a little, man / you can do it all yourself.”
“god, is this a mole? / it can not be / God, what a woman!”
also the fact that Georg’s name has mysteriously turned to “Dolores”???
top 10 preminger moments
My future partner, proposing to me: wow, this must be the best moment of your life
Me, thinking about the moment I watched this video: Yeah it’s up there.
still thinking about southwark playhouse rach's back tattoo
A trailer for Preludes UK has been released!!!!!!
I saw this production last week and it is utterly utterly sublime - without a doubt my favourite of all the shows I’ve seen this year. Keith Ramsay’s performance as Rach is simply magical - the man is completely bewitching (and if we don’t get to see him play Moritz Stiefel some day there’s something very wrong with the world). I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this show since I saw it -- so watch the trailer, listen to the soundtrack and if you can go and see it in London!! Simply divine.
PRELUDES AT SOUTHWARK PLAYHOUSE
- PICTURES
ok so I saw Falsettos UK the other night and during the lil music outro after ‘everyone hates his parents’ Jason and Mendel are doing this groovy lil dance and Mendel turns to Jason and goes “hey kid you’re a pretty good dancer, you should be in a musical” and I asdkadjgapfffffffffffffff
Grace McLean as The Queen of Hearts
ft. my fave bit of choreo in the show
*sits up*
wait
*looks up the episode to see where gilbert was hit with a slate*
WAIT
all i want to do is gif musicals | Alice By Heart (35/?)
the original vs. the reprise
HADESTOWN. so… just how far would you go for her?
‘what are you eating?’ ‘just you know my elevensies… why is everyone looking at me?’ what an actual dork