Adam's Corner of The Internet

This is the best thing i’ve ever heard, (This had 200,000 notes and then tumblr deleted it.

Holy shit

This is the greatest thing ever. I’m crying

ITS BACK YOU GUYS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioQ6jgszKk

Songs Sampled: My Chemical Romance - Welcome to the Black Parade - 0:00 Green Day - Good Riddance - 0:12 Panic! at the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies - 0:24 blink-182 - What’s My Age Again? - 0:34 Jimmy Eat World - The Middle - 0:46 We The Kings - Check Yes Juliet - 0:46 Third Eye Blind - Graduate - 0:56 All Time Low - Weightless - 0:58 All Time Low - Dear Maria Count Me In - 1:07 Switchfoot - Meant to Live - 1:18 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 1:07 My Chemical Romance - I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - 1:29 Boys Like Girls - Thunder - 1:40 30 Seconds to Mars - Kings and Queens - 1:50 Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue - 1:59 Relient K - Be My Escape - 2:00 Relient K - Sadie Hawkins Dance - 2:03 Simple Plan - I’d Do Anything - 2:14 Paramore - Misery Business - 2:15 Rise Against - Savior - 2:25 Sum 41 - Fat Lip - 2:33 My Chemical Romance - Teenagers - 2:34 Fountains of Wayne - Stacy’s Mom - 2:43 All American Rejects - Gives You Hell - 2:51  blink-182 - Feeling This - 2:53 Lit - My Own Worst Enemy - 3:08 Sum 41 - In Too Deep - 3:09 The Cab - One of THOSE Nights - 3:37 Relient K - High of 75 - 3:37 blink-182 - I Miss You - 3:37 Paramore - That’s What You Get - 3:48 AFI - Miss Murder - 4:03 Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem - 4:04 Cute Is What We Aim For - Curse of Curves - 4:18 30 Seconds to Mars - Closer to the Edge - 4:30 A Day to Remember - All I Want - 4:45 Mayday Parade - Jamie All Over - 4:57 Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - 4:57 Cartel - Say Anything (Else) - 5:22 Taking Back Sunday - MakeDamnSure - 5:37 Rise Against - Audience of One - 5:47 Fall Out Boy - Sugar We’re Going Down - 5:48 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/usx1p…

World Heritage Post

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

this has been in my queue for an entire year

[id: the front and inside of a greeting card. The front has two deer on a snowy mountain and a box with white text reading “Please enjoy this non-denominational winter scene.”

The inside just says “You heathen.”]/end id.

I need everyone to see this picture of my cat trying to steal my cheese.

dairy queen employees are hamon users

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I have NO IDEA what I just watched but my life has been enriched and my day has been made

Yes, such a claim makes him look like a small-minded piece of shit. To us. But we still shouldn't help Musk create revisionist history.

Musk bought Twitter because he fucked around and found out. He wanted to fuck with Twitter's stock price by feigning interest in buying it. Since that's illegal, he was then cornered into actually buying it for an insanely inflated price.

He's a transphobe. He's a bad father. But he's also a fucking idiot.

This. Please remember that he committed blatant market manipulation by not disclosing that he owned shares of Twitter when he was fucking with the stock market. The SEC was watching him very closely already, and so when the cost became more than what the entire company was worth, he had no choice. Remember when he had his gaggle of lawyers try to get him out of it by saying Twitter didn't disclose all of the information? That wasn't Twitter, it was him trying desperately to get out of a purchase he didn't want in the first place.

I think tumblr is one of the places most saturated with people who will delight upon seeing any creature. I am very thankful for this website allowing me to indulge in delight at creatures.

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

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This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Oh I love this post dearly

yaaay the hat post!

This is frankly ridiculous as many fish species can change sex, as well as lizards, amphibians, trees, etc.

How can you be so damn bigoted you get mad at like, facts of base reality? At what point do you take a beat and wonder 'are we the bad guys?'

The thing that gets me is that their “adult human female” slogan specifically excludes non-human animals, so they don’t have to care that some fish change sex. And yet they literally can’t keep themselves from getting into a froth about it anyway

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