Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

3. employers won’t ask for my tumblr handle

4. Website doesn’t post a “timeline” with laser-targeted ads about me.

5. Non-algorythmic feed. It lets me read shit in the order it was posted.

6. Can’t see other people’s follower counts. Big and small blogs interact/mix better, no one is idolized.

7. Collective insanity

Puppy sees dad after many days of separation

I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one who has trouble remembering developmental milestones. I put these together, but can’t take credit for any of the photography. Hope someone finds them helpful!

YES I NEED THIS. :D

Time to use this for writingggg

Woah i was potty trained at 10 months

It’s worth noting that these are averages. The kid I look after has been able to climb stairs since about 10 months but still, at 18 months, knows about 5 words that he can’t pronounce properly because he only knows one vowel sound and like 4 constonants. This is normal. Don’t be too concerned if your kids aren’t hitting the milestones on time, or hitting them way too early – different kids develop wildly differently.

Me @ my mutuals who are in different fandoms and post about it a lot

people who don’t say please and thank you are ugly

You sound neurotypical.

ALSLSFLVNCMFLFLSLFKGKF yall GOTTA stop using ur illnesses as excuses for being rude dicks to people what the fuck

Wot

Photo by Roeselien Raimond

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

when someone tries to open your old sketchbooks 

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

I thought this scene needed to be gifed, so I gifed it.

I have a feeling this is gonna get a LOT of use in the next four years.

My “distracted boyfriend” meme cosplay editions. I am Han, Buzz and Bucky.

Message me if you want to know who any of the other awesome cosplayers are, or the photographers

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

is it cold in here or is that just my heart

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME: 1. Me neither 2. I don’t care

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

magdalen college, oxford

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me