Happy Birthday, Draco.
Do I detect a few grays in that perfect coif of yours?
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Draco.
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
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Pansy: You're really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren't you?
Draco: As defending champion, you nervous?
Pansy: I can hold my own.
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Fuck you too, Draco. <3
Draco: [to Theo] I'm your friend. And as your friend, I've got to be honest with you; I don't care about you or your problems.
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Hello, denizens of Tumblr! I daresay that now is the time to start thinking about the holidays and, so, it is the perfect opportunity to contact me for a commission. I’ll draw your portrait, an original character of yours, any ship your little heart desires, etc.. As you can see, I adore Harry Potter and Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, but I am more than happy to venture into different franchises. First come first serve! Reach out to me at Cas.Wormwood@gmail.com and we can start chatting!
(They drew me and Scor and made us so pretty!!)
(They drew me and Jamie for the same commission. So perfect.)
(Look at us. Just LOOK. That's me and Draco. Yes, same commission.)
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It’s Bisexual Awareness Week, Tumblr!
This GIF is transparent, by the way. If you’re into transparent art, feel free to download, edit, upload, bring awareness to BiWeek, have the time of your lives.
OTP’s at a Glance
[Personal reference material for something personal. Move along, casual visitors, nothing to see here.]
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A Note from Theodore Nott
I hereby declare that there will be no more muggles on this blog from here on out.
If you want to talk to my boss, you can find that arsehole HERE. My boss is hereby banned from using my account for their own personal muggle nonsense, including nonsense about wars amidst the stars.
All muggles looking for my boss’ Star War nonsense, please redirect your attention HERE.
All muggles and wizards alike are welcome to ask me anything. But if you’ve questions about where to obtain a time turner, you’re shit out of luck.
Want to read about what Draco and I get up to? You’ll find that on this blog, as well as HERE.
Friendly reminder.
Anonymous asked:
Since there were 3 asks me's can u ask when you are going to update 'On tuesdays we turn back time bc LITERALLY ITS SO GOOD AND ADHFJ
From the boss: Oh my gosh! I didn’t even realize anybody else liked it! I’ll update it soon. Thank you!!! :D I post on AO3 under the pen name unkissed if you want to follow the story there. You’ll get notifications when I update. :)
From Theodore: For the next chapter, maybe my boss won’t turn back time to when I was a ridiculous teenager. Because, as amusing as it was for you, it was not so amusing for me.
And On Tuesdays, We Turn Back Time: Chapter 1
Chapter 1: “Wild Horses Run Faster”
{Read the prologue here. Mild Cursed Child spoilers, but not really. Rated M.}
PTT Setting: 2 August 1993, Twenty Minute Window
Location, as in real estate and as in time travel, is of utmost importance. Theodore understands this intimately.
And On Tuesdays, We Turn Back Time
NOTE: This work of fan fiction, including the summary, contains mild spoilers for The Cursed Child
SUMMARY: Theodore Nott tests the time turner he’s making for Lucius Malfoy by going back to re-live moments with Draco Malfoy. Not really compliant with The Cursed Child. Set vaguely in the master fic universe created by unkissed and Colorfulstabwound. This is a work in progress collection. Stories will vary in rating and may be explicit.
Prologue: For Science, Because Wizard Science Is Now A Thing
Theodore Nott doesn’t need the money. He doesn’t need the recognition. He doesn’t even need acknowledgement. Because Theodore is like any other exceedingly wealthy pureblood in the Post-Voldemort Era.
He’s bored as fuck.
Chocolate
Theodore Nott had a tendency to touch things he was not supposed to be touching.
Like Draco Malfoy’s hair. And Draco’s perfectly half-Windsor-knotted Slytherin tie. And Draco’s crisply pressed, immaculately white Oxford shirt. This tendency seemed to increase immediately after Theodore would eat chocolate with his fingers.
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*throws chocolate covered espresso beans at for old time's sake*
*catches every single one in mouth without upsetting a single, perfectly coiffed strand*
*is mildly impressed and returns to brood in the shadows because, you know, old time’s sake and all*
*drags back OUT of the shadows because, fuck old time’s sake*
What ever happened to luring me out with chocolate? Or JOINING me in the shadows, hm?
I’m Draco Fucking Malfoy. I take what I want.
I’m going to print that on a tee shirt and wear it ironically. Because I’m fucking Draco Malfoy, and I do what I want.
*casually ponders how many galleons could be made off of silly muggles who would pay to wear that shirt*
Let’s go into business.
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*throws chocolate covered espresso beans at for old time's sake*
*catches every single one in mouth without upsetting a single, perfectly coiffed strand*
*is mildly impressed and returns to brood in the shadows because, you know, old time’s sake and all*
*drags back OUT of the shadows because, fuck old time’s sake*
What ever happened to luring me out with chocolate? Or JOINING me in the shadows, hm?
I’m Draco Fucking Malfoy. I take what I want.
I’m going to print that on a tee shirt and wear it ironically. Because I’m fucking Draco Malfoy, and I do what I want.
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*throws chocolate covered espresso beans at for old time's sake*
*catches every single one in mouth without upsetting a single, perfectly coiffed strand*
*is mildly impressed and returns to brood in the shadows because, you know, old time’s sake and all*
*drags back OUT of the shadows because, fuck old time’s sake*
What ever happened to luring me out with chocolate? Or JOINING me in the shadows, hm?
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*throws chocolate covered espresso beans at for old time's sake*
*catches every single one in mouth without upsetting a single, perfectly coiffed strand*
*is mildly impressed and returns to brood in the shadows because, you know, old time’s sake and all*
A Note from Theodore Nott
I hereby declare that there will be no more muggles on this blog from here on out.
If you want to talk to my boss, you can find that arsehole HERE. My boss is hereby banned from using my account for their own personal muggle nonsense, including nonsense about wars amidst the stars.
All muggles looking for my boss’ Star War nonsense, please redirect your attention HERE.
All muggles and wizards alike are welcome to ask me anything. But if you’ve questions about where to obtain a time turner, you’re shit out of luck.
Want to read about what Draco and I get up to? You’ll find that on this blog, as well as HERE.