I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

Sensitive giant that loves to cuddle. They daydream about marrying you.

Patient witch who brings you flowers every week. They feel that you light up their world.

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OP this is so freakin cute

Still have pornbots following me but with normal posts that link to pornhub and shit.. Good job Tumblr. GOOD JOB! 

I’ve counted about Six porn blogs since your shit has changed tumblr. YOU ARE FAILING AT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO! Hell, I had one come through because a shirtless MALE was the main part of the blog. Can’t have those female presenting nipples now can we? 

Make that ten..

Still have pornbots following me but with normal posts that link to pornhub and shit.. Good job Tumblr. GOOD JOB! 

I’ve counted about Six porn blogs since your shit has changed tumblr. YOU ARE FAILING AT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO! Hell, I had one come through because a shirtless MALE was the main part of the blog. Can’t have those female presenting nipples now can we? 

Dragon Age Official Teaser Trailer - 2018 Game Awards

Yes!  OMG!!  Here it is!!  Okay, let’s get on this analysis, peeps!  

A better, more positive Tumblr

Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, we’re proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.

Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, we’ve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. We’ve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, we’re taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions).  

Let’s first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with today’s policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. We’ve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.

So what is changing?

Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and we’ve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.

Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

Jeff D’Onofrio CEO

Well congratulations Tumblr. You just lost a huge chunk of your users. You do realize now that we’ll all just flock over to twitter and whatever other sites people are going to use. Well done. Good job. You just pissed off a load of people by deciding to not just use the fucking system you have.

You ignored us for god damn YEARS about the pornbots and your choice is to just get rid of it all? Just gone. Yeah. Great. LEARN TO LISTEN TO US! You got taken off the apple store, boo hoo. This isn’t going to fix it. This is making it worse. 

This is what happens when you don’t listen. This is what happens when you put money and greed over something actually functional and people who enjoy a site. Great. Well done. You’re idiots. 

Forget banning Nazis, Terfs, Rads and those sick assholes that think being a peado is okay. Naah. Let’s ban TITS! Which don’t show up in a fucking safe search. You’re a buch of jackasses. 

Enjoy your dying site. 

The world has lost one of its superheroes today. Iconic writer, editor and longtime Marvel head honcho Stan Lee has died at 95. Read more about his life and legendary career. 📷: Tommaso Boddi/WireImage

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YAY!! I hope you like it! - The Apothecarist

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I discovered something useful today, taking breaks or exercising never helps me but THIS does, sharing to save a life

I just found out that some pro artists that work for companies like Dreamworks etc sometimes hold their pens this or similar way so it gotta work. Recently I spent 5 days on drawing for long periods of time (we talk about min 5 hours in one go to max 12 hours long crunch) and not once did my hand bother me.

For any artist friendos ???

i was worried death stranding was gonna make sense for a second god had me worried there kojima ol boy

the best part of the new pokemon switch trailer

not only can pokemon follow you around again

BUT U CAN RIDE THEM TOO

I CAN RIDE A FRICKIN’ ONIX