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SHE’S MY COLLAR. eren jaeger
── eren knows you, he can deal with you; but sometimes, your obsessions can be too much, even for him.
content contains : nerdy!eren x dumb!gf so real, reader is needy and obsessed with eren, nsfw, unprotected sex, riding, dumbification, ‘just the tip’ moment, size kink kinda, slight cervix kissing, dick drunk reader & pussydrunk eren, creampie. wc: 2.2k. minors do not interact thanks <3
god, you’re annoying sometimes.
unfortunately, you can never seem to realize that your boyfriend is a busy person—or anyone, really, for that matter. it’s like you believe everyone is just as carefree as you; leaving things up to the ‘fate of the universe’ and ditching responsibilities to constantly hang out with eren, essentially leaving him to deal with your eccentricity and fixations.
and it comes as no surprise to learn that he just happens to be the latest one.
it’s different from your other ones—they were much easier. because he could simply just take you to the nearest parlour and buy you scoops and tubs of your favourite ice cream, or spend his latest internship check on your wardrobe and be done with it for a favourable amount of time. but with this? you’ve been as insatiable as they come.
men who would make you suck your own cum off their fingers, after fingering you through an orgasm.
“such a filthy girl.” he groaned at the sight of his long slender fingers lodged down your throat. basically finger-fucking your mouth as he got off to the sound of you struggling.
“that’s my good girl.” he would praise you before inserting the same fingers that were inside your mouth, back into your greedy cunt.
— suna, tsukki, kuroo, MATSUKAWA, hanamaki(matsu’s evil twin), iwazumi, tendō, terushima, miya twins, aran, meian, SHIDOU, sae, BARO, dabi, shinsou, kiri, AIZAWA, eren, PORCO, hakari, gojo and my man toji
Toji fucking your thighs just cause he loves the feeling of plush thighs on his dick and watching you squirm wanting him to just fuck your pretty pussy already.
Toji loves painting you with his cum whether it be on your stomach or on your back but he loves fucking your tits the most just so he can shoot his milky cum all over your pretty face and tits.
Toji loves when you scratch his back with your nails and leave marks just so when he looks in the mirror he can replay what happened.
Toji fucking you anywhere cause he likes the thrill of getting caught and imagining the embarrassment and shame on your face knowing you were just caught.
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HOLD ON HOLD ON IM LOSING MY MIND AT THE BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER TRAILER
Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
for the ones who don’t understand how it works.
This is really precious
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trades accepted: firstborn, hookers, cocaine, or the latest roomba model.
Reblog and put in the tags whether in your country it feels like summer already or not.
[11:09pm]
“how was work?” kei asked you as you opened the passenger side door and pooped down in the seat.
“horrible. i can’t wait to finally get home,” you let out a deep breath. “my boss loves to make my life a living hell.”
if i’m in your tag list, just know imma always be on time
a/n: due to the fact that i continuously see “manscaped” ads all over tumblr, i think that’s a sign for me to write the fact that i think these two would most definitely use the manscaped products. if you would like me to add on more, let me know !
warnings: talks of male genitalia (and a smidge of female genitalia), manscaped ads, it’s not really nsfw but minors DNI !
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KIRISHIMA
whenever i think of a manscaped ad, i immediately think of the red haired male. i mean, it’s perfect for him. it includes a easy to use trimmer, ball deodorant, AND an extra pair of underwear ?? yes, he’s most definitely and 10000% going for this.
he probably saw the ad on tiktok and was already buying his package. i also honestly think he’s just obsessed with feeling his best so this is what’s really gonna boost that for him and make him feel “fresh”.
BAKUGOU
would receive this as a gag gift from someone. but uses it because tf why not ?? i mean, he’s not one to waste a perfectly good pair of razors that get the hair off your ballsack that was given to him for free. like he’s not a barbarian guys, come on now.
but no he would most definitely make good use of that. he’s almost like them girls who shave their cats before linking up with someone just so he can be presentable. and because he also thinks that having ball hair is weird but it’s natural ok, bakugou.
Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell
Awards winners should be decided by hand to hand combat between nominees from now on
y’all saw how will slapped chris 🤭
