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yeehaw

@laylanatorseventeen

Layla, 25, Bi Ace, she/her, autistic. i just say whatever here dudes.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

oh. i like mangoes. 

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idk if I've mentioned it before, but heads up nursing students. If you are about to perform a colonoscopy and you think you recognize the patient. no you don't. because from personal experience the last thing someone wants to hear when a bunch of strangers are about to spread their cheeks and look up their ass is that you personally know and remember them from school.

just FYI

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Seldom have I felt such true hatred and rage than I have felt and still feel towards those two coworkers who fucked me out of that promotion and ruined that job for me. It's been like a month since I quit and I still daydream about slapping them in the fucking mouths. I hope they both are miserable and fail at all their endeavors. Petty but true.

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