I'm the mom friend

This man’s tombstone is a giant middle finger.

Hell ya!!

John Romer explains how ancient olive presses worked. I hope this is useful and informative to someone. Olive oil was extremely important in the Roman world. 

In case anyone needed a rough idea of how cold pressed olive oil was made thousands of years ago.

i dont wanna be that bitch…. dare i say it……….

icarly was funnier than friends

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

“Please sir”

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he honks when he want something! ___ (Doby Cat on youtube)

I want to be this big rat on the warm cloths :(

this benevolent alien is living their best life

PRINCE ZUKO + BENDING TECHNIQUES

um, excuse me

SOUND ON

Oh you don’t want the blind open? Then I’m opening two, bitch. What you gonna do about it?

The way he said “bastard” was like it was the cat’s name I’m crying who names a cat Bastard

@tooiconic us every Sunday

😭 callout

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

I went to the Grand Canyon when I was depressed and I literally forgot the whole thing. Like, the only reason I even know I was there is that I have photographs of myself standing in front of the Grand Canyon with dead eyes but i have absolutely no memory of it

People talk about depression like it’s just being sad all the time but straight up your brain stops working and sadness is just one of the many, many consequences of that

Blind Dog Gets Excited After Identifying Owner by Sniffing him. ❤️ 

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Couple getting wholesomely weird when no one was watching (Source: https://ift.tt/2J6iIAV)

Can I please get a new nurse?

how is this a universal experience?

male high school bullies: become cops

female high school bullies: become nurses

Let’s not forget the female bullies who go on to become elementary teachers either.

Like most of my elementary school bullies did.

Every girl I went to school with who were absolutely terrible people….are all nurses. One of them is the check-in nurse for my doctor. Every time I go in there she’s a literal bitch to me and I repeatedly ask to please have a different nurse and because of union rules regarding the practice being part of the hospital? They can’t fire her. I repeatedly am told by my doctor HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER or WANT HER as his nurse.

It’s true, though. All the nurses today were the bullies of yesterday. Half of them are there to look for a Doctor to bag. The other half there cause Medicaid paid for them to be there. And all of them have mental problems.

My roommate who partied a lot, never matured past high school, neglected her puppy, was stupid enough to get knocked up but miscarried, and thought a proper apology for her and her friends being loud the night before a test was to tape a bag of adderall to my best friend’s bedroom door? She’s trying to become a nurse.

I hate getting younger nurses because more often than not they’re bitchy and dont give a shit. I like getting the older nurses because they’re actually really nice and genuinely care about every patient they see.

As a nursing major this really makes me sad :/ bad people can become any profession but good people can too yall...

Father is a acrobat. His daughter inherited all his talent genes. 

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This ^^^ is good info. Love the examples of how invalidators work their toxic magic. BOOST.

Reblogged for a Follower who wanted the signs of emotional abuse.