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Elbow Macaronis

@elbowmacaronis

18+ Hey y'all. I'm new to Tumblr (way late to the party, i know). I like Archer, Halo, various forms of art and types of music, Gears of War, Saw, slasher movies... I'm interested in criminal law and the like. Welcome to me
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when u get this u have to put 5 songs šŸŽµ u actually listen to, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)āœØ

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Hello darlingšŸ¤ I'm happy to see you

1) hum hallelujah- fall out boy

2) everybody - backstreet boys

3) immigrant song - led zeppelin

4) just a friend - biz markie

5) wild child - black keys

Most of my followers are porn bots but I'll tag some accounts I love as wellšŸ¤

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dumb-askery

Mixed Bag Asks

1. Are you horny when you wake up in the morning?

2. Have you ever been in an ambulance?

3. What are you looking forward to at the moment?

4. Are you in touch with any ex-partners?

5. When did you last drink champagne?

6. Is there someone you think about every day?

7. Where did you last have sex?

8. What do you do when you want to impress somebody?

9. Who last told you that they love you?

10. Do you think you are easy to live with?

11. Do you enjoy giving head?

12. When did you last have a physical fight?

13. Do you get on with your parents?

14. Is sex overrated?

15. When did you last throw up?

16. Have you ever inherited any money?

17. Do you consider yourself to be a good kisser?

18. Who is the nicest person you know?

19. Describe your worst sexual partner so far.

20. When was the last time you had to apologize?

21. What is the first thing you notice about someone?

22. What do you wear to look sexy?

23. How often do you get drunk?

24. Who do you miss?

25. Have you / would you ever use a dating site?

26. Do you believe in astrology?

27. When did you last stay in bed all day?

28. Do you have a ā€œtypeā€?

29. What was your first job?

30. When did you last have a nosebleed?

31. Do you like where you live?

32. What question would you ask your head of country?

33. Ever spent the night in a police cell?

34. Do you think anyone fancies you at the moment?

35. When was the last time someone gave you flowers?

36. Ever asked for a pay raise? Did it work?

37. How do you indulge yourself?

38. Are you an optimist?

39. When did you last get lost?

40. Do you like your voice?

41. Have you crossed the equator?

42. What film has made you cry?

43. When did you last embarass yourself?

44. When were you last nervous?

45. Is there a song that always reminds you of someone?

46. How would you describe your hair at age 16?

47. When did you last sleep in somebody elseā€™s bed?

48. Whatā€™s the biggest risk youā€™ve taken?

49. Toilet paper - over, or under?

50. Tell us about a time you were inappropriately dressed.

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I'd say all for the Halloween asks

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Go big or go home! This is gonna be long lol

Spooky - yes!! I haven't been to one in so long but I would love to

Scary - hard to say. Ngl but probably living with my mother and her family

Skeleton - I have not! But I should

Magic - ooooh spells. Easier and more discrete

Witch - a mix of good n bad

Mummy - Both. Change my mind (you cant)

Thriller - omfg does hello zep from saw count???

Zombie - definitely half dead

Candy - i like to get new ones I've never seen before

Scream - absolutely!

Vampire - yes but anymore I sleep all the time

Costume - might be time to bust out the old Billie Joe Armstrong (American Idiot era) outfit again. Either him or Michael myersšŸ˜‰

Skull - probably Halloween

Creepy - you bet your ass i do

Pumpkin - we don't always carve em but I make a point to at least get pumpkins

Superstitious - some of them. I dont cross my fingers because it's always been bad luck for me. I'm a firm believer in knockin on wood though

Ouija - they have yet to respond in a way I can understand but my ears are open

Tombstone - no but I want to. The dream is making out in a graveyard at night

Spiderweb - it's all year round if you ain't a pussy

Boo - answered previously

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