Simon "will beat the shit out of you with the pin of a grenade" Riley.

John "wants to shoot off an RPG on-base just for fun" MacTavish.

Kyle "100% had some sort of queer awakening in junior high" Garrick.

John "sick of his team's bullshit but doesn't have any other way to get paid so he deal with it" Price.

Alejandro "threw a pot of fresh-made Spanish rice at someone he was in an argument with" Vargas.

Rodolfo "enjoys the goriest, nastiest, most gut-wrenching and brutal horror movies like it's normal" Parra.

Valeria "will kick someone's eye out with a 4" stiletto" Garza.

Alex "scares himself shitless on the daily for absolutely no reason" Keller.

Farah "verbally puts down men twice her size to say she can" Karim.

Colonel "would not hesitate to kick a person in the shins over the dumbest shit" König.

Kim "learned how to do fancy card tricks to show off at casinos and now can't do jack squat with them" Hong-Jin.

someone in the chat asked the guys to flex, and samuel did it with his cat

everyone: 🤣

cat: 💪😳

ibnLaAhad mentioned looking for this so this is for you. Not my art but this is still funny as hell.

face studies with the vaqueros i did some time ago!🤠🤠

...and some white guy ig.

This is canon.

Meeeee

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Mandatory Farah appreciation post

Every body come look at my Alex's wife.

Fiercest warrior in battle, fighting her whole life for what's right. Just. So badass and cool.

Precious woman. I wanna give a little kiss on her forehead. Give her a big hug. Kiss. Kiss. On each temple.

She's so beautiful.

My precious Farah with her husband 🥰🥰🥰

farah “didnt have her first kiss until she was like 30” karim x alex “man whore” keller

Overheard at Lieutenant Riley’s office.

Ghost: Trying to find a way to punish you without activating any of your kinks is getting more and more difficult every day.

The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.

Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude

Caught in 4k

Boba Fett’s reputation as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy comes from him pulling off an insane number of jobs throughout his life, some of which were even deemed impossible for a lone hunter to pull off

funnily enough, he doesn’t actually remember completing all of the ones people attribute to him, but after seeing the footage and biometric proof, he assumes that he’s been blacking out and entering some sort of exhaustion fugue state, or maybe he’s just had a few too many concussions

it’s not until he tries to claim a puck from the guild and is told that he’s already working that job that he starts to figure out that something more is going on, and decides to investigate who it is that’s been working this job

as it turns out, there’s actually like ten different escaped clones pulling bounties under his name, considering they all share the same DNA and face, who’ve put together a few fake versions of his father’s armor

many of them even work in teams, trading off who gets to ‘play Boba’ to the guild or clients

(they’ve also been using their shared DNA to access his space netflix account, which explains why the recommendation algorithm never seems to figure out what he likes and keeps telling him that he’s already watched shows he finds)

(strangely, he realizes that they haven’t touched any of his bank accounts, despite the fact that they could certainly have gotten through their security measures the same way)

after discovering this, he considers confronting them, killing them, even just turning them in to the guild

but then he’d lose some of his reputation if it comes out that impersonators can mimic him well enough to get the job done just as well as he could

so he just sends them all a message telling them to not fuck this up and continues with this life

Din goes looking for Boba at one point and runs into almost 10 different “Bobas” and its hilarious because only Actual Boba has ever met Din and these Fake Bobas just have this random Mando coming up to them and talking about his kid and just generally being like “um….. wtf?”

@takiki16 oh my GOD, amazing addition!

This is gold.

winter ❄️⛄

I love it when people use Samuel Roukin’s face for mask-less Ghost rather than some generic pretty boy.