my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

I don't know how auto clicker extensions work, but I am determined to win.

I'm scared

reblog this and boop the person you're reblogged it from

hand in boopable hand

Happy April Fools 2024

No one:

Tumblr:

Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.

[Image ID: Tweet from Alex Peter (@/ LolOverruled) reading: It's annoying that we recognize that children need things like a summer break and several vacations a year but we think it makes sense to have adults work for 60 years with maybe 2-3 weeks off a year if you're lucky /End ID]

don't forget that they'd work the children just as hard if we hadn't fought to make it illegal for them to do so

Okay who planted it because I know it wasn't me.

It's a tree thing.

I'm blaming @druidicrepository

They're the only druid I know who could even fathom the insanity that is 23 lemon fusion.

I got six words for you: I got four words for you: I got 2 words: Fuck you

@ikatsfromspace @lovefrometernity @comixqueen @nekonotaishou @bunnydemonjenny @malfyre @bloodredrook

harsh truth: Boomers just showed up

as in showed up to a place

asked hey you hiring and if they were then

for the job

just like that

✨wow✨

an old roommate told me a story about how in the early 90s her mom showed up to this place to interview for a secretary job

guy from an office across the hall pops his head out and asks if she's here for them, a computer position

she says no nope nu uh I know nothing about computers and he goes WE'LL TRAIN YOU PLEASE WE NEED PEOPLE and yanks her off her feet and through the door

today she's a highly sought after computer technician making bank

the point is that once the economy was so amazing that you could get fired from most jobs and have a new one the following week or even the next day

Spotify wrapped is normally released on a November 30 or December 1 but this year it was released on November 29, the International Day of Solidarity with Palestinian People- a day which it was asked for people to increase their social media posts about Palestine to help call for a permanent ceasefire. Instead it is now being overshadowed by people posting about Spotify wrapped…

relevant articles i found when looking into this more, in case anyone else wants to read them

i am not a “content creator.” i am a weird faggot on the internet