PSA: have you seen his parents?
Gee, you had me until "goodest"
Just a man and his chicken. Reader submission
All the best tinder lines in one spot Reader submission
By far the best line is "provide me with your holes" Reader Submission
Looks like the conversation is off to a great start! Reader submission
Well this is depressing….but that dog sure is cute
Okay, I could put up with a bad poem for those two cuties
This poet has my heart and he doesn't....fart?
A CUTE-CUMBER 🥒 Reader submission
"If you cut hair, have my babies"
A wise quote from a little nonsense...makes him the wisest of all?
Well that's a conversation starter
Gee, thanks?
Best job ever?
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals
Look at that butt popping skill Reader submission