HELLO FRIEND! There’s been a lot of changes over the years!
This blog has seen a number of changes since 2016: starting as earthen-bestiary, changing to knowledge-exploitation, becoming yeens-human and running @bizarre-trader , @dragon-eyrie , retiring the former and becoming the-celebrant, and now embracing my online persona Jones!
I assure you they’re all me. You’ve been following the same dude all along. Come by for some nonsense, the more the merrier! DM’s always open!
How about a rock dragon? Like a big boulder shaped guy
#106 - 石巨 (shí jù / stone giant) - They'd let you sit and read a book on top of them! 🪨🌱⛰️
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
It's been just over a year since March of the Machine, and I'm still very upset they gave Ayara the title "Furnace Queen" and she didn't have anything to do with Urabrask. This isn't me just being mad they didn't bone- this is Eldraine, the plane inspired from European fairytales, the twisted-ass beauty and the beast analogy was right there. Softest pitch in the world, guaranteed homerun. Totally whiffed it. Instead we got Rankle being a silly little guy.
You called her fucking "Furnace Queen" get the fuck out of here.
Everybody and their mom loudly cried out "THEY COULD HAVE FUCKED NASTY" into the pits on AO3, me included, but instead I'm actually gonna use this post of me bitching to hype up "Assault on Delverhaugh" by @chefwhatnot because I literally cannot tell you, but it has given me a peak into what could have been and I've been obsessed ever since:
it always angered me greatly, even back when i was but a wee child, to see detractors and aspersers of the gentle dragonite--those claiming that it looks out of place, that it should look more like dragonair, that it should be blue and have the same kind of "head wings" as dragonair and dratini... the ignorant fools. you understand nothing.
you don't get it, do you?
has it clicked? has it sunk in? have you finally understood? maybe now, humbled AND armed with new knowledge, youll be worthy of meeting a funny dragon yourself... for i pity any such marvelous beaft that had the misfortune of running into you before... to be met with such arrogance and carelessness.
[small gasp] the phantom
The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just
immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”
when he said "know thyself", Socrates meant you had to have at least two backup fursonas
and that is how I know that I am wise, for I am bnuy but also sheep and cow if the need arises. this is the way of the sage.
We finally got the upstairs suitable for hosting and I got to two new board games on the shelf, Everdell Farshore and Dune Imperium!
Posting this separately from the gigapost
snuck in 4 burgers to creed 3. Couldve easily done more
6 burgers into John Wick 4. still could've done more
12 burgers into Dungeons and Dragons. Still could've done more
One of the new reconstructions I made for my new video dedicated to the iconic Walking with Dinosaurs 1999 series.
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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
Reminds me of the veggie tale twitter post
the what
Keep moving J002E3, this is Earth’s turf.
We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she's HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she's so big, 1/4 of our mass, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She's like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.
A PWYW type comm for Tonystfns! she doin a garden :3
