Eeveelutions 2.0!

Designed some dual-type secondary evolutions for eevee as a fun experiment 😘

ghost type eeveelution inspired by a conversation with @chaotic-librarian

I had a dream. and it was put to the screen for the world to see. and I couldn't be happier about it.

my first proper nsft art piece - smlcrw

inspired by @chaotic-librarian ‘s works on ao3 (the wings specifically from ‘(I’m Begging) Don’t You Disappear’)

full image on twitter (follow to see it)

oh my god???? I am honored???? Thank you???? it's so good art I can't believe that you were inspired by silly old me to draw this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

i had to phone a taxi today, scary

every time i see this post i think of that person who posted on reddit that they wanted to go to subway for the first time but they were scared they would say the wrong thing so someone gave them step by step instructions for the entire process and what all the choices would be and when they would ask what question and i just think

someone will

someone out there will see you and say "yes. the world is scary. but let me hold your hand and show you how to do it anyways"

everyone needs that someone, and everyone can be that someone

The subreddit r/explainlikeimscared is a surprisingly good resource for this. People are always very kind and thorough from what I've seen, and I spend a decent amount of time there giving walkthroughs and answering questions when I know the process.

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

power move

aerodynamic

guy who didn’t realize this was his last day in the timeloop

I’m sorry this is a hilarious prank and dude is very impressive but I’m running away with “dude who doesn’t realize he’s in the last day of the time loop” and using it every time someone pulls some wild-ass shit like this.

oh my god

That was timed so well oh my god

the need for them to play some sort of co-op game is slowly consuming me

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

like this

shoutout to everyone who’s sharing the interest that has caused their category 7 autism event. we are all whirling around in our autism events together

you can make him transparent, if you want to

wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

wagga wagga wagga

boxer shorts are crazy. usually the very first stage of an erection is not yet actual stiffening, but rather a becoming aware, the penis sensing itself. when wearing briefs, the erection begins in such a manner, yet when wearing boxer shorts, due to the freedom of movement, the penis is constantly sensing itself, simulating the constant presence of a minor erection to the wearer entirely imperceptible to those around him. not only this but, as umberto eco said, it is a garment that imposes a demeanor on the wearer, ones walk becomes wider, more masculine, not bc one wants it to be but bc the garment makes it so, as abdellah taïa would say, a man's masculinity is his wish to be a woman for his wife so she can force him to play man. the boxer short is a garment that resides, on the spectrum of fetishwear, somewhere between the corset and the buttplug. and so the straight man wearing boxer shorts is, secretly, giving in to the desire to be submissive to another masculine being: the garment

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

Honestly obsessed with her

Absolutely based

always reblog bonnie

pcrow and smant playing smo hide & seek is my roman empire