I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

Here are some more good ones

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

Me whenever I look at Michael’s twitter

Masters of Sex

watching masters of sex is just me constantly going

Libby, please

Virginia, please

Michael Sheen is an actor of tremendous range, especially when it comes to the size of his bow tie.

this is so funny to me i can’t believe this is brand new information to him 

"you should stop talking so I can fuck you properly before we try go to sleep"

I love one (1) chaotic man

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

Would this count as a text block?

100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue.  I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult.  It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.

I’m so over this shithole

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

Heads up writers

@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining

FFS you’re joking me?

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.

@staff @support

FUCK YOU @staff

Welp. So this is a thing now.

The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.

Seriously @staff ????

IMPORTANT EDIT

EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!

I tried this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.

I didn’t bother going past 543 because ain’t nobody got time for that, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. You’re just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile web browser instead of the app.

Please reblog this version of the post so that people don’t totally freak out

i want more theatre in my dash so like/reblog if u post

okay so yall,,,,,, i found this art/au by @tuxedoflask​ about whizzer having an apartment with stupid neighbors and how jason visits all the time and like antics ensue and my oh my my brain literally has not been able to rest since!!!!! like,,, dad!whizzer is truly my favorite thing on this earth wow. ok so,,, picture jasons fed up with dealing with trina and marv, they’ve been fighting for weeks, it’s too loud to even attempt to play chess, and he isn’t getting enough attention,, so jason just straight up walks out and heads to whizzers place. like doesn’t ask trina or marvin he just goes. so needless to say when jason knocks on his door,,, whizzers a little shocked. he of course invites him in and all that jazz but hes so concerned??? how did he get here?? did he walk?? isn’t he like 11?? does marvin know hes here??? oh god, marvin definitely is gonna kill him. so he quickly gets jason set up with some chess and some snacks,, all nonchalant and is about to go call marvin so he knows where his son is and then jason just looks at whizzer and says “thanks dad” all casual and it takes everything in whizzer not to cry right there but he just smiles and says “no problem, kiddo” before walking as calmly and normally as possible to his bedroom and calling marvin who answers relatively quickly but doesn’t get a word in before whizzers whisper yelling into the phone “MARVIN HE CALLED ME DAD WHAT DO I DO-oh yeah, jasons here,, incase you were looking for him- BUT HE CALLED ME DAD SO CASUALLY IM CRYING IN MY ROOM WHAT DO I DO” and marvin just has to smile because the two most important people in his life are getting along better than he could have possibly dreamed of,,, he just has to tell trina that their son has run off to his boyfriends house,,, that’d be a fun conversation…

if falsettos was modern whizzer would have airpods don’t fucking fight me on this

re: singing in the shower

so i know that there are some musical songs that aren’t easy to sing especially while you’re soaking wet (no) but there are some that, while in the shower, when you sing sounds absolutely amazing

(in chinese we have a word for this it’s called 爽 but i have NO idea how to translate that)

so i figured i’d make things easier by listing out the best musical songs to sing in the shower, a top ten buzzfeed article

solo songs:

not solo songs but can still be managed by one person (tried and true):

you’d need an ensemble in the bathroom but if you really try hard enough and you don’t have asthma:

if you know spanish:

if you’re currently undergoing puberty:

((feel free to add to the list in the reblogs