Sui generis

misread a prompt about being the last human on earth. still wrote a short story. enjoy.

My name is Sophie Smith. I am the last human on earth, and this is my report for June 28, 2070, day 456 of monitoring. General population: one. Changes since the last report: none. Maintenance work completed.

Good news: finally archived what the kids call ”main character energy”. Bad news: that character happens to be Hamlet.

Like literal footage of me before writing an email:

Literal footage of me at the slightest inconvenience

Could you hold those for me for a sec? Yeah I just need to strech my muscIes a bit I will take them back in a second haha

Bonus live from campus:

not dark academia not light academia but a secret third thing (that one flickering light bulb in the library that is slowly yet surely making you lose your sanity academia)

btw this aesthetic includes:

Update actually: turns out the main concern here was not asbestos in the walls, it was arsenic in the books!

Guess who has a deadline coming up? Surely not me! Not at all! Why would you even think that?

Bonus:

Scattered poertry from my scattered brain (is this anything? idk)

Yes, this is poetry. Very good poetry.

Thank you so much, this means a lot!

palestine sunbird

e-sims for gaza | palestine children's relief fund | call/email your reps

misread a prompt about being the last human on earth. still wrote a short story. enjoy.

My name is Sophie Smith. I am the last human on earth, and this is my report for June 28, 2070, day 456 of monitoring. General population: one. Changes since the last report: none. Maintenance work completed.

Whoa. This is such a great story, excellent job 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Thank you so much, this means a lot!! You truly made my day <3

Some shitty valentine's cards from me to you cause you all are the most beautiful. Sure that won't cause a war or anything.

Bonus:

Lo, fellow howlers!

After a while of putting it together I got a small batch of Red Rising themed stickers together.

If interested have a looksie in my lil shop

Look what arrived today- i love it so blody damn much!

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

Same with "thanks for (your) understanding" like what are you going to do? Not be understanding?! Fool!!! FOOL! You're in my web. You're in my web for forcing me to send emails I am the spider and you are the fly.

Tonight at sundown Yom HaShoah, Holocaust Remembrance Day, is commemorated around the world.  

If you want to to honor the memory of one of the victims by lighting a candle, you can do that at the Illuminate website.

It will give you the name of one person for who you can viritually light a candle. If you want, you can also learn a bit about their life and share a small message.

Currently, there are over 800.000 candles lit. The goal is to reach 6 million to honor each and every vicitim.

ID: image of a single candle being lit in the dark. End ID

So I am trying to research the protection of biodiversity in the EU when suddenly...

like....sir this is a book about environmental law i just want to learn about the habitats directive where are we going why is Anne of Cleves here

(Source: McGillivray in: The Habitats Directive in its EU Environmental Law Context, Chapter 4, Compensatory measures under Article 6(4) of the Habitats Directive)

At least this one relates to animals I guess but still...did we also need Moby Dick?

(Source: Schoukens/Bastmeijer in: The Habitats Directive in its EU Environmental Law Context, Chapter 8, Species Protection in the European Union)

I guess you get points for being self aware here

(Source: Schoukens in: Nature Law and policy in Europe, Chapter 9)

me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my research, my research looking at me, me looking at my resea

Me looking at my tumblr knowing I should work on my research, this post looking at me, me looking at this post, this post looking at m