*NOT which you desire to emulate or that you think looks best or whatever. I mean what specifically makes you want to take your pants off

reblogs appreciated for sample size

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

wanted to recreate that ancient "put a / for the year you were born" poll, so. . .

also please for the love of hell don't put your age in the tags, i want this to be as anonymous as humanly possible

also please please please reblog the original post, at least for comparison and context!

also for most sugar cookies, when you're combining butter and the sugar, you can use a fork to incorporate them!

I am Robocop. This is not going to go well for me.

I’m Godzilla

english student/serial killer

"The research was conducted by the deVere Group, a leading financial advisory, asset management and fintech organizations, and it surveyed more than 750 clients under the age of 42 using the deVere Crypto app" (source)

ok so they surveyed people that are already into crypto, meaning the whole thing is literally bogus

A better headline would be: "Less than half of people actively invested in crypto would prefer part of their paycheck be in crypto."

i was scrolling through the tags on the 'how many books have you read this year' poll and i just want every 0-5 book reader to know that whether you're dyslexic, you have trouble focusing, you have a job or other full time responsibilities, or perhaps you are just a slow reader by nature, that you're a better reader than this person

they've read 70 books this year and not a single one taught them how to be less of a cunt. sad.

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

Mitch McConnell will die two weeks from today (8/31/23)

today is the day lads

cast NOW do NOT hold back cast NOW

Allan acknowledges the narrators voice, saying that he’s confused about how there’s only one Allan. This means he hears the narrator and understands what she says.

Later in the movie, when Barbie is crying about how she isn’t pretty anymore, the narrator cuts in to say as a note to the movie creators that Margot Robbie was probably not the best casting choice to make that point. Allan, able to hear and understand the creators voice must have heard this and therefore must know that he is in a movie.

When he is attempting to escape barbieland, Allan pulls a bunch of fighting moves out of nowhere, fighting off several Kens despite the Kens being the stereotype of a strong atheletic guy and Allan being Micheal Cera. It is my hypothesis that this power and strength comes from Allan being aware he is in a movie and therefore, like in a lucid dream, able to manipulate his reality in order to pull off feats like taking on five Kens at once (in a fight). In this essay I will-

sharp objects, gillian flynn | house of the dragon (2022–) | interview with the vampire (2022–) | succession (2018–2023)

This man is an internet comedian y'all

im having a moment

im turning rbs off of this in 24hrs you have my express permission to repost this image as much as you desire idc.