Kiryu: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.
Majima: I know this, and I love you.
no the last post wasn’t two years ago I have no idea what you’re talking about
so, hi! I’m going to attempt to get this blog active again so here’s to a second introduction: hi, I love the yakuza series a bit too much so I made this blog for it. Please submit posts if you have any ideas!
here’s to a second and better attempt~
You look so hot when you find me annoying.
Majima, to Kiryu
Daigo: Majima sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?
Kiryu: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.
Majima, sitting down on the couch: Once again, fate throws us together!
Kiryu: You literally just broke into my house and waited for me to come back home.
Majima: F a t e.
Saejima: Listen, Majima, I've been thinking about our current living situation and, uh... why are you smiling?
Majima: I got a little surprise.
Majima, pointing to a fish tank: Look, I got us a new fishie. I named him, uh... "Saejima", you know, after... after you.
Saejima: ...Well, that's not even a real fish. You know, that's a Goldfish Cracker.
Majima: So, what’s your point man?
Saejima: ...Okay, good night... you big, freak of nature.
incorrect-yakuza reblogged
Based off of a @incorrect-yakuza post! I had so much fun with this!
#art#kiryu kazuma#nishikiyama akira#i might be crying bc i came across this just now and i cant believe i didnt see this when it was posted!!!#you drew this so perfectly i love this quote#also sorry for not noticing this earlier :(#if anyone has ever tagged me in a post please dm about it incase it gets lost between all the other notifications#i love seeing these art posts and i hate knowing i might be missing some :/
Majima: We have fun, don’t we?
Kiryu: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Kiryu: Good morning.
Saejima: Good morning.
Daigo: Good morning.
Akiyama: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Majima: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Majima: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Daigo: I think you mean tricks, right?
Kiryu: He did not.
Majima, pulling knives out of his sleeves: I did not.
Kiryu: *Traps a wasp under a cup*
Majima: *Walks over and places two more cups down*
Kiryu: Please no—
Majima: *Starts shuffling the cups*
Okay, let’s just put it out there, I’ve retired from stalking, but you never lose the skills.
Majima
Kiryu: *Beating the shit out of Majima*
Majima: Harder daddy.
Kiryu: What?
Majima: What?
Kiryu: What are you gonna bring to Christmas dinner?
Majima: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.
Kiryu: Well, listen, we need your help.
Majima: Great, who are we killing? I won’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.