The opposite of identical is opposite, and the identical of opposite is also opposite.

it’s too late to say sorry, justin

Woman who legally married 300 year old Ghost of a Haitian Dark skinned Pirate Announces Divorce Amidst Cheating Rumors

?!?!??!!?!!??!?!?!!??!??!

Are we surprised? Are we really surprised?

Wtf

— Ticker

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

NEW YEAR’S COOKIE CEREAL

oh

So I know all about your protectiveness of Pikachu, but I just saw this video and I wanted to know your opinion on it:

For the record this guy has tweeted about this experience close to once a year since like 2013

he really genuinely is just always thinking about it

khfgjfshgs any1 remember those pics of leonard nimoy circa….lets say ‘69-’75 all i know is he’s wearing this bangin like dark red turtleneck and he’s got a cake shaped like bilbo baggins house my bran’s telling me mardi gras beads are involved in some way please respond

please i desperately need these images

you rang?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÁA͏̱̯͕͚͈̪A̡̜͚̝ͅA̦̳͖̼̩͉̕A͎̮̥̥̦̦͎A͙̗͟A҉͎̱̩̞A̖͚͔͡Á̠̲̠̬̜ͅͅA̡̘̤̞͉A̡̩̣͍̮͍̩H̹̩̯̤̰͕͡HH̼͇̪̠̻H̘͇͕̦̞͞H̭̬͞Ḩ̠̹̺̤̠͔͓H̦̞̻̙̪͙̻͞H͚̺͡HH̴̝̙̼H̺̤̀H̷͎͐̃͜H̵̠͙̹͔̟̫̯̭͆͛̒̄ͧͥḨ̖͓̜͉͌̒ͧͦ̎́J̟͖̩͔͖͈͚͈͊͂͜H͎̠͓̗̳̽͒̈͆̏ͣͫ͂͡J̥͖̋̊̎͟͡H̷̬̟͖͕̤̞̬ͬͤ͋ͫͨ̏̊ͤH̷̡̦̭̼͍̫̝̖ͧͬ̍̐ͩ͢ͅH͙̖͕ͥͫ̀͘͜

everything’s fine we got em everyone go back to their weird holidays and such

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

WHO EDITS THESE

jesus christ this is seamless

this is fucking witchcraft if I didn’t remember the original scene it would be IMPOSSIBLE to tell me this is fake

This is edited ???

Why are we acting like this is more shocking than the original

me on dec 18th

oh yeah baby that’s right 

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I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

In Finland on the other hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

Lmao Finland Man ain’t taking shit from bears.

PERRrrRrrRrKELE

((Two kinds of people))

Flip your phone upside down

worth it

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy