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Just a little bookworm who loves to write headcanons Here's a Master List to my Maribat Stuff https://thebookwormfairy.tumblr.com/post/643677407850692608
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Hey Y'all just to give you a heads up, I'm going to be deleting this tumblr, all my works are going to be moving to my new one @awriterbutnot

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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3fluffies

Dying.

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ciatri

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

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HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

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What if Marinette and Adrien had an Adult (Part 2)

So been thinking about this for awhile. This is going to be a Maribat fic (Mostly found family, Daminette (eventually) Adrien x Jon Kent (they would be awesome together) Jason Todd x OFC (mentioned)). What if Selina took a note out of Bruce's book and adopted a little orphan of her own. What if she was close to Jason, what if she followed Dick and started the Teen Titans after losing Jason, and what if she eventually ended up in Paris saw Hawkmoth and these two kids doing their best and just went "mine now!". Well I guess we'll find out.
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Prologue

  • Dusk welcomed the 2 young heros to her hideout
  • Kitty had bought this building when she first moved to Paris as a place to train in peace and a place for the Titans to hang out when they visited
  • Dusk: Welcome to Grande Falls or the unofficial name Titans' Falls!
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir looked in wonder at all the training equipment in the huge room that took up what looked to be two floors from the outside
  • Half the room was exercise equipment and the other half was filled with parkour equipment while the rafters had what look to be trapeze equipment
  • Chat Noir: Titans' Falls?
  • Dusk: Yep! I own this whole building and the Titans use it as a base for operations in France.
  • Ladybug *pointing up*: Is that trapeze stuff?
  • Dusk: Again yes, one of my friends is a trapeze artist and he taught me and I'm going to teach you. It'll help you in the field. I'll also going to be teaching you parkour and have y'all doing strength training. For now we're going to focus on your skills in the suits but as time goes on I want us to focus on your skills out of the suits too. But for now let's see what y'all can do in the suits, 10 laps around the gym right now!
  • The 2 younger heros have Dusk a solute before following orders
  • Dusk took her mother's approach to training
  • Be encouraging but tuff
  • After 2 hours of assessing their skills Dusk called for an end to training
  • Dusk: You did great tonight guys! Now head home and get to bed! We'll be doing out of suit practice Friday night at midnight. Wear exercise clothes and comfortable shoes.
  • Ladybug: shouldn't we do a patrol around the city to make sure everything is okay?
  • Dusk: I already patrolled for tonight and after that exercise you need rest not more work, but before I forget, these are for you
  • Dusk hand them 2 bright yellow Titans Communicators
  • Dusk: If you need me or each other you can call on this I already have all of our numbers programed into it, but I also have the number for the main Titans tower in it, just in case the worst is to happen you can still call for help.
  • Chat: Wow so cool!
  • Ladybug: Thank you Dusk for everything
  • Dusk rubbed the heads of the two teens affectionately
  • Dusk: Don't mention it kid, now off to bed the both of ya!
  • Once the 2 teens left Kitty tried to call Raven again to talk about the miraculous
  • Whenever she would try to talk about it, the feed would go static until she stop and it was like Raven completely forgot about their previous conversation until Kitty brought it up directly
  • It seemed that the miraculous or whoever was handing them out didn't want the information to leave Paris
  • So instead of getting information Kitty set up a safe word with the Titans that if they hear it they need to come to Paris ASAP and track the communicators and help the kids holding it
  • The safe words had to be something that people couldn't guess
  • Something that only she would use
  • The safe word was Pride and Prejudice
  • Kitty looked over to a well loved book that sat on her bedside table
  • She still remember the day she got that very book from...Jason
  • *Flashback*
  • Jason: Happy 16th Birthday KitKat!
  • Jason hugged Kitty from behind giving her a big kiss on the cheek
  • Kitty: Thank you, dork.
  • Jason: Aw and I thought we were past that darling. Enough of that! Time to open the present I got you.
  • The older boy handed over a small present
  • Kitty: Thank you Jason, but you know you didn't have to get me anything, you being here is enough, I feel like you're always on patrol or some case right now
  • Jason: I'll always make time for you. Now stop stalling and open your gift
  • Kitty did and inside was a copy of the book "Pride and Prejudice"
  • Kitty: I love this story, but I haven't read the book yet
  • Jason: Which is a crime! But I got you this book for another reason. This is our story. We started out with you hating me, while poor me fell in love at first sight and didn't know how to show it.
  • Kitty gave Jason a light shove at his dramatics
  • Jason: but we over came first impressions and became friends, then we became more than friends, and now I couldn't imagine my life without you Kitty. I know we're still young but I know you're it for me. I love you Kitty
  • Kitty: I love you too Jason
  • *Flashback End*
  • But it was more than just a book
  • Jason had made little notes in the margins for her
  • What he thought when he first saw her, his perspective on their interactions, and his thoughts on their future
  • Kitty couldn't bear to open the book now but she couldn't let it go either
  • It was the last thing she had of Jason and she wasn't willing to give it up
  • The next day Kitty was at her day job in the bakery when Marinette came storming in for lunch
  • Kitty: Whoa there firefly what's up? What's got you stomping around?
  • Marinette: Not only am I in class with Chloe again, but her friend Adrien is also in the class and he seems to be just as bad as her! He put gum on my chair today!
  • Kitty glanced towards the school and see a blond boy race out of the school and towards the bakery
  • Kitty: Did you see him put the gum on your chair or was he just standing over the gum
  • Marinette: Well I didn't exactly see him do it, but knowing Chloe I doubt people who call her a friend are much better
  • Kitty: I don't know mean people don't usually go out of their way to explain themselves
  • Marinette: But he hasn't!
  • Kitty: But it looks like he's about you
  • Adrien did come to apologize and explain that he was just trying to get the gum off her chair not put it on
  • That lunch period Marinette and Adrien struck up a strong friendship
  • The laughed and talked about the fashion world with Kitty interjecting every now and then but mostly just enjoying the conversation between the two teens
  • Outside the bakery an old man and the Turtle kwami stood and watch the trio laugh and joke
  • Wayzz: It seems like the holders have found a mentor mastor
  • Fu: Maybe that's a good thing. The holders are still very young and they could use some guidance. I cannot reveal myself until our enemy does, so until then Ms. Kyle seems to be doing a fine job for now.

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What If Marinette and Adrien had an Adult (Prologue)

So been thinking about this for awhile. This is going to be a Maribat fic (Mostly found family, Daminette (eventually) Adrien x Jon Kent (they would be awesome together) Jason Todd x OFC (mentioned)). What if Selina took a note out of Bruce's book and adopted a little orphan of her own. What if she was close to Jason, what if she followed Dick and started the Teen Titans after losing Jason, and what if she eventually ended up in Paris saw Hawkmoth and these two kids doing their best and just went "mine now!". Well I guess we'll find out.
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Part 2

  • Kathrine "Kitty" Kyle has been through a lot in her short 23 years of life
  • She was adopted at age 7 by Selina Kyle, socialite of Gotham, sweetheart to one Bruce Wayne, and infamous Catwoman
  • Being raised by such an extraordinary woman of course meant that Kitty's childhood was anything but normal
  • She was running across the rooves of Gotham at age 9 leading to her first run in with the crime fighting duo Batman and Robin
  • She started stealing from those who deserved it at age 10
  • had her first run in with the newest Robin at age 11
  • decided she hated said Robin about an hour later
  • hated him a little less 6 months later,
  • was kinda friends with him at age 12.
  • Age 13 is when butterflies erupted whenever she was around him
  • age 14 is when she learned Robin's real name is Jason Todd and when she shared her first kiss with him.
  • Everything seemed perfect until she turned 16 and lost him to a monster.
  • She turned her back on Batman when he refused to do anything about Jason's death and joined Nightwing, now returning to his original mantel as Robin, in Jump City, where they met a cyborg, a green changeling, a sorcerous, and an alien princess and created the Teen Titans
  • She still talked to her adopted mother but refuse to her anything about her love
  • She stayed with the Teen Titans for years making friends with heros and and an villain or 2
  • Much to Dick's frustration and Jinx's glee
  • What could Kitty say, they had a lot in common
  • At age 19 Kitty gets her high school diploma, and decides she wants to try civilian life for a bit
  • She decides to go to college in Paris having fallen in love with the city after the battle with the Brotherhood of Evil
  • She enters college as an art history major, something Selina got a kick out of
  • She found herself getting bored so she decided to get a part-time job at a little bakery by a school
  • The owners, Tom and Sabine, are nice but very busy
  • And they have a daughter, Marinette who is such a bright light in the world at age 11
  • Most of Kitty's shifts at the bakery is filled with Marinette chatting with her and showing of her creations and designs
  • And at night, well what can Kitty say, old habits die hars
  • She takes to the roof tops of Paris as her hero persona Dusk, Paris' newest cat themed hero
  • At age 20 over a video call with her mom Kitty took the first steps to truly start healing from losing Jason
  • Kitty: How is Bruce and the rest of the Waynes doing?
  • Selina gave a startle look before a small smile formed on her lips
  • Selina: He's doing good, he's added 3 more to the flock since you've been gone
  • Kitty: 3?!?!? Bruce really needs to talk to somebody about this adoption addiction
  • Selina gave a laugh: I've tried but what can I do he looks so happy with each of them but there does seem to be a bit of a theme with most of them
  • Bruce *from the background*: I can hear both of you
  • Kitty in a small voice: Hi Bruce
  • Bruce *walking into frame with a small smile also gracing his face*: Hi Kitty
  • Her relationship with the Waynes grew from there
  • She met the newest addictions Tim, Stephanie, and Damian though the youngest of them did call her "the daughter of the harlot"
  • Kitty: We really need to work on your slang
  • Dick who was also on the video call burst into laughter
  • At 23 a giant rock monster attacked Paris
  • Kitty quickly changed into her alter ego, Dusk, and made her way to the scene at the Stadium
  • Dusk: What the heck?!
  • Dusk comes upon a scene of 2 young looking heros they can't be older than 14 and another young girl who is holding her phone recording the whole thing
  • Alya: Oh my gosh! It's the hero Dusk, are these 2 your sidekicks? Are you starting a new branch of the Teen Titans here in Paris? Are you-
  • Dusk: Ok that's enough, while I appreciate your interest, this is dangerous and you need to get to safety. You have more than enough material so go on, get to safety
  • Alya: But-
  • Dusk: Now!
  • Alya reluctantly left the Stadium leaving Dusk with Ladybug and Chat Noir
  • Ladybug quickly told Dusk everything she knew with Chat interjecting every once and a while
  • Dusk: Ok first thing first, we are going to take care of that giant rock monster than we are going to meet tonight at the top of the Eiffel Tower at midnight so we can go over everything again and figure this all out, deal?
  • Ladybug and Chat Noir: Deal!
  • They took quick care of Stone Heart with Dusk reminding Ladybug to catch the little black butterfly that flew from the akuma victim
  • Promising to meet again that night the 3 went their separate ways
  • Only to meet again at the agreed upon time a place
  • Dusk: Okay you 2 I came early and checked and disarmed are cameras and possible bugs. I'm not going to ask for your identities, but I'm going to ask you both some questions and I want you to answer me honestly. I won't judge you for your answers but they need to be honest , okay?
  • The 2 younger heros nodded their heads
  • Dusk: first question, do you know who gave you your miraculous?
  • The 2 teens shook their heads
  • Dusk: Do either of you have any training on being heros?
  • Again the answer was no
  • Dusk: How old are you two really?
  • Ladybug: 14
  • Chat Noir: Me too
  • Dusk gave a sigh: Do you have anybody you can go to for help?
  • Again no
  • Dusk: Well now you do. I might not have a miraculous but I have been doing this since I was 9. I won't ask for you to share your identities with me or each other if you don't want to but I'm going to train you 3 times a week. Twice a week in your magic suits and once a week out of them. You can wear these for those trainings.
  • Dusk hand them 2 domino masks
  • Dusk: Look I'm not asking you to trust me and tell me all your secrets, I am here if you need that though, but you 2 need an adult you can turn to, somebody to teach you the ropes of being a hero, and somebody to lean on when you need it. If you two agree to this then we start tomorrow night on the roof of the Grande Falls building at the same time. I'll let you two discuss this tonight, your a team and this decision should be made as a team. After you made your decision head straight home, you need your rest after the day you had.
  • With that Dusk left the top of the tower heading on her patrol route before heading to her apartment to sleep
  • The next night Dusk watch as Ladybug and Chat Noir landed on the roof top together
  • Ladybug: If you are willing to teach we are willing to learn
  • Dusk gave the two a smile and only had one thought in her head
  • If no one wanted to help these two then they are her's now

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this is the kind of prank we need more of.

[Image Description: The “do you love the color of the sky?” meme, but it ends far more quickly than usual, not getting past the light blue color of sky. It ends with the text “april fools! :3″. End Image Description.]

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I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

We talk a lot about how to tell if you have a bad boss... Here is how you know you have a good boss:

My boss would verbally kick my ass if I logged in or communicated voluntarily about work while on vacation. And if I had to log in, absolutely no one else could do my thing and it couldn't wait? He would refund my time off and make me take it the following week.

Time off is Time Off. Take it. Unashamedly. Unabashedly.

Time off is Time Off.

Take it. Unashamedly.

Unabashedly.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Ok but right now Buck is only mostly dead. There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all the way dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive.

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TEEN DETECTIVE BUCK

As always feel free to use these ideas for your own works
  • Evan spent a lot of time in hospitals as a kid
  • Weather it was because he had to donate something for his brother or because of his own reckless actions
  • To past the time he would read mystery novels
  • He loved a good mystery and that transfered to his real life
  • In his home town he would go searching for mysteries
  • Nothing too big, just a missing pet here, finding out who stole a necklace there
  • He was able to mostly stay off the local police radars
  • But that change when his parents moved him, his sister and brother to Los Angeles so that his brother could get better treatment when Buck was 9
  • With his parents focus on Daniel's treatment and Maddie focus of College Buck had a lot of free time on his hand and decided to continue his boy detective antics
  • As he got older Daniel got better but his parents still gave all their attention to him and sometimes Maddie and the only time has parents acknowledge his existence was when he was hurt or when he had to be picked up from the police station when he was caught "trespassing" for a case
  • Which is why he is in the backseat of his favorite police officer's car, Athena Grant
  • He first time met Athena was shortly after he moved to LA
  • He was looking for a classmates lost parrot that turned out to be extremely rare and stumbled on a black market animal trade
  • He snuck in and grab his friends parrot before sneaking out and calling 911
  • 911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
  • 13 year old Buck: Um hi, I think I found an animal smuggling ring.
  • 911 operator: ....I'm sorry could you repeat that?
  • Buck: I was looking for my friend's parrot and found an animal smuggling ring
  • 911 operator: ...Ok? Where are you located
  • Buck told them he was at a warehouse by the docks
  • 911 operator *switching over to call Athena": Hey Officer Grant I have a kid on the other line that says he found an animal smuggling ring.
  • Athena *rolling her eyes*: Well I'll give the kid this that is a prank call I haven't heard before.
  • 911 operator:. Here's the thing, he's calling from a payphone at the docks, so he's either telling the truth or taking the prank way to far. Can you please go check on him?
  • Athena: I'm never too busy to lecture kids on the importance of not wasting 911's time.
  • 911 operator: Thanks Athena! *Switching back over to Buck* Okay there is an officer heading to your location.
  • Buck *Just excited that he founds his friend's parrot*:. Awesome thanks!
  • Buck kept talking to the 911 operator until Athena pulled up to him.
  • Buck told the operator the police were there and hung up to run up to Athena
  • Buck: Thanks goodness you're here! We're going to need back up! That warehouse is full of all sorts of animals, like tigers and penguins, and those guys were being sooo mean to the animals and they stole my friend's bird!
  • Athena watch as this strange teenager who ran up with a blue parrot on his shoulder
  • Athena: What's your name kid?
  • Buck: Evan, but I go by Buck because when I first moved here there were already like 5 Evans in my class so instead I go by Buck instead of being Evan B
  • Athena: And do your parents know where you are?
  • Buck: Maybe? I know I told them before I left but they were busy talking about Daniel so I don't know if they heard me.
  • Athena: Ok this was a funny joke but let's get you home ande and your parents can have a nice long talk with you about prank calling 911
  • Buck: But it wasn't a prank! Follow me I'll show you!
  • Buck ran off and Athena had no choice but to follow him
  • He lead the officer to a ladder that lead to a fire escape exit for the warehouse that had obviously been tamper with to not go off when open
  • Following the boy she found exactly what he described, a warehouse filled with animals of all kinds, and men walking around either on phones probably talking to their customers or throwing food at different animals while kicking the cages
  • Seeing enough Athena led Buck out of the warehouse again and made sure they were a safe distance away before radioing dispatch for back up
  • Athena: Dispatch this is officer Grant, it turns out that prank call wasn't a prank after all, I'm going to need several more units and animal control at my location now.
  • After the ring was busted and animal control had the animals under control Athena walks back up to Buck
  • Buck: That was awesome! Do you think you can give me a ride to my friend's house? I want to return Blu to his owner
  • Athena: Sure and while we do that, we're going to have a nice long talk about how you shouldn't sneak into warehouses and sneak past potentially very dangerous men so that you can get a parrot back.
  • Despite that talk, Buck ran into Athena more times that she would have liked at first
  • Buck just seemed to have a knack for simple mysteries turning into major crimes
  • Looking for a lost necklace?
  • Ends up finding a jewel smuggling ring
  • Finding out who was spray painting they school ?
  • Uncovering a conspiracy to frame certain kids to get them kicked out
  • Just trying to find out who his secrete admirer is?
  • Turns out they're a stalker who follows his cases!
  • Buck became so much apart of Athena's career that he got is own code so Athena automatically knows that this has something to do with Buck
  • Over time their exasperated relationship turned into pseudo mother son relationship
  • Buck open up to Athena about how his parents focus more on his older siblings, Maddie who was in Nursing school and Daniel who was pre-med
  • That on the rare times they did acknowledge him it was because he did something they preserved as wrong or he was hurt
  • Athena took that poor boy under her wing and basically started to raise him as her own
  • She would go to his school events, encourage him when he needs it, and be a shoulder to cry on when the silence at home got to be too much for him
  • Athena wasn't the only emergency reaponder that Buck was well aquatinted with
  • He was also well know in the 118
  • Hey you didn't do what Buck does without getting injured or stuck in a really high tree, which is how he met Bobby
  • Since Bobby had joined the 118 he had heard stories about this teen detective that got himself into all sorts of trouble
  • Bobby didn't really believe them, he honestly thought that the team was trying to trick him
  • Until he got a call that a code baby blue was stuck in a tree
  • Bobby: I'm sorry dispatch could you repeat that?
  • Dispatch: You must be new, code baby blue is Buck, he somehow hot himself stuck in a tree
  • Bobby: Okay dispatch
  • Bobby turns to Hen and Chimney
  • Bobby: Buck is a real person?
  • Chimney: Yeah, did you think he wasn't?
  • Bobby: I honestly thought you guys were pulling my leg
  • Hen:. Oh no Cap, Buck is very much a really person and I can't wait for you to meet him
  • When they got to the sight, Bobby was expecting a scrawny preteen maybe 10 feet above the ground
  • What he got was a burley 16 year old, 20 feet in the air
  • Buck *waving his hand*: Hi Hen, hi Chimney! I know what this looks like but please don't tell Athena!
  • Hen *laughing*: What are you doing up there Buckaroo?
  • Buck: I was working on a case and a piece of evidence got blown up here
  • Chimney was shaking his head and taking pictures as Bobby clipped in and started to climb the ladder to get this kid that should have known better out of the tree
  • Buck *as Bobby reached him*: Hi I'm Buck! I promise this was totally worth it! This fabric is the key to solving my case!
  • Bobby: please climb down
  • Buck: okay!
  • Bobby clipped Buck in and they started their descent down from the tree
  • They were almost down when a police car came speeding into the parking lot
  • Athena *over her loud speaker*: Evan Buck Buckley you are in so much trouble
  • Buck: Oh man
  • Apparently Buck was supposed to be grounded after he snuck into a warehouse he thought was making counterfeit items
  • And they were because the fabric clutch in his hand proved it!
  • Bobby couldn't help but laugh at this whole situation
  • Bobby kept seeing Buck and soon also emotionally adopted him
  • When it came time for Buck's highschool graduation, his parents didn't come but his siblings did, as did the 118, and a good number of the LAPD
  • After Buck graduated he got an associates degree and spent some time traveling around before he shocked every first responder in the LA area by entering the fire academy
  • Everybody was so sure he was going to be a police officer or even a private detective, but no he became a firefighter
  • But his keen detective mind helped him on more than a few occasions
  • He was the first to figure out the bank heist skeem
  • And when it came to the lock yard mystery his brain was humming with ideas and theories
  • Athena: Don't even think about it Buck
  • Buck: But-
  • Athena: No I remember that gleam in your eyes
  • Buck: The mail isn't her own and there seems to be-
  • Athena: No!
  • Buck *talking quicker*: I bet she was blackmailing someone!
  • Athena: Bobby get our son out of here before he ends up back in the back of my police cruiser!
  • Bobby: Of course honey! C'mon Buck, listen to your mother
  • Buck pouted like a child and the rest of the team laughed at him except Eddie
  • Eddie: What does she mean by being back in the back of her police cruiser
  • Buck: I was a bit of a nosey kid-
  • Chimney: Oh no! You are not going to play this down! This kid was a menace! He was a real Nancy Drew and that would get him in so much trouble!
  • Buck: It didn't get me in that much trouble
  • Hen: Did you forget when we had to get you out of a vending machine because some guy you were tailing locked you in there
  • Chimney: Of that time your got stuck in a fence because you were sure that the old factory was being used to make counterfeit money
  • Buck:. THEY WERE!
  • Bobby: let's not forget how we met, you being stuck in a 20 ft tree
  • Eddie: Damn Buck, you were a bit of a trouble maker
  • Buck *blushing*: I was more of a trouble magnet, I didn't mean to get in trouble it just sort of found me
  • Athena: Yeah that happens when you actively look for it
  • Eddie: Buck Buckley teen detective! You could write books!
  • Bobby: Don't encourage him to encourage more teen detectives!
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TEEN DETECTIVE BUCK

As always feel free to use these ideas for your own works
  • Evan spent a lot of time in hospitals as a kid
  • Weather it was because he had to donate something for his brother or because of his own reckless actions
  • To past the time he would read mystery novels
  • He loved a good mystery and that transfered to his real life
  • In his home town he would go searching for mysteries
  • Nothing too big, just a missing pet here, finding out who stole a necklace there
  • He was able to mostly stay off the local police radars
  • But that change when his parents moved him, his sister and brother to Los Angeles so that his brother could get better treatment when Buck was 9
  • With his parents focus on Daniel's treatment and Maddie focus of College Buck had a lot of free time on his hand and decided to continue his boy detective antics
  • As he got older Daniel got better but his parents still gave all their attention to him and sometimes Maddie and the only time has parents acknowledge his existence was when he was hurt or when he had to be picked up from the police station when he was caught "trespassing" for a case
  • Which is why he is in the backseat of his favorite police officer's car, Athena Grant
  • He first time met Athena was shortly after he moved to LA
  • He was looking for a classmates lost parrot that turned out to be extremely rare and stumbled on a black market animal trade
  • He snuck in and grab his friends parrot before sneaking out and calling 911
  • 911 operator: 911 what's your emergency?
  • 13 year old Buck: Um hi, I think I found an animal smuggling ring.
  • 911 operator: ....I'm sorry could you repeat that?
  • Buck: I was looking for my friend's parrot and found an animal smuggling ring
  • 911 operator: ...Ok? Where are you located
  • Buck told them he was at a warehouse by the docks
  • 911 operator *switching over to call Athena": Hey Officer Grant I have a kid on the other line that says he found an animal smuggling ring.
  • Athena *rolling her eyes*: Well I'll give the kid this that is a prank call I haven't heard before.
  • 911 operator:. Here's the thing, he's calling from a payphone at the docks, so he's either telling the truth or taking the prank way to far. Can you please go check on him?
  • Athena: I'm never too busy to lecture kids on the importance of not wasting 911's time.
  • 911 operator: Thanks Athena! *Switching back over to Buck* Okay there is an officer heading to your location.
  • Buck *Just excited that he founds his friend's parrot*:. Awesome thanks!
  • Buck kept talking to the 911 operator until Athena pulled up to him.
  • Buck told the operator the police were there and hung up to run up to Athena
  • Buck: Thanks goodness you're here! We're going to need back up! That warehouse is full of all sorts of animals, like tigers and penguins, and those guys were being sooo mean to the animals and they stole my friend's bird!
  • Athena watch as this strange teenager who ran up with a blue parrot on his shoulder
  • Athena: What's your name kid?
  • Buck: Evan, but I go by Buck because when I first moved here there were already like 5 Evans in my class so instead I go by Buck instead of being Evan B
  • Athena: And do your parents know where you are?
  • Buck: Maybe? I know I told them before I left but they were busy talking about Daniel so I don't know if they heard me.
  • Athena: Ok this was a funny joke but let's get you home ande and your parents can have a nice long talk with you about prank calling 911
  • Buck: But it wasn't a prank! Follow me I'll show you!
  • Buck ran off and Athena had no choice but to follow him
  • He lead the officer to a ladder that lead to a fire escape exit for the warehouse that had obviously been tamper with to not go off when open
  • Following the boy she found exactly what he described, a warehouse filled with animals of all kinds, and men walking around either on phones probably talking to their customers or throwing food at different animals while kicking the cages
  • Seeing enough Athena led Buck out of the warehouse again and made sure they were a safe distance away before radioing dispatch for back up
  • Athena: Dispatch this is officer Grant, it turns out that prank call wasn't a prank after all, I'm going to need several more units and animal control at my location now.
  • After the ring was busted and animal control had the animals under control Athena walks back up to Buck
  • Buck: That was awesome! Do you think you can give me a ride to my friend's house? I want to return Blu to his owner
  • Athena: Sure and while we do that, we're going to have a nice long talk about how you shouldn't sneak into warehouses and sneak past potentially very dangerous men so that you can get a parrot back.
  • Despite that talk, Buck ran into Athena more times that she would have liked at first
  • Buck just seemed to have a knack for simple mysteries turning into major crimes
  • Looking for a lost necklace?
  • Ends up finding a jewel smuggling ring
  • Finding out who was spray painting they school ?
  • Uncovering a conspiracy to frame certain kids to get them kicked out
  • Just trying to find out who his secrete admirer is?
  • Turns out they're a stalker who follows his cases!
  • Buck became so much apart of Athena's career that he got is own code so Athena automatically knows that this has something to do with Buck
  • Over time their exasperated relationship turned into pseudo mother son relationship
  • Buck open up to Athena about how his parents focus more on his older siblings, Maddie who was in Nursing school and Daniel who was pre-med
  • That on the rare times they did acknowledge him it was because he did something they preserved as wrong or he was hurt
  • Athena took that poor boy under her wing and basically started to raise him as her own
  • She would go to his school events, encourage him when he needs it, and be a shoulder to cry on when the silence at home got to be too much for him
  • Athena wasn't the only emergency reaponder that Buck was well aquatinted with
  • He was also well know in the 118
  • Hey you didn't do what Buck does without getting injured or stuck in a really high tree, which is how he met Bobby
  • Since Bobby had joined the 118 he had heard stories about this teen detective that got himself into all sorts of trouble
  • Bobby didn't really believe them, he honestly thought that the team was trying to trick him
  • Until he got a call that a code baby blue was stuck in a tree
  • Bobby: I'm sorry dispatch could you repeat that?
  • Dispatch: You must be new, code baby blue is Buck, he somehow hot himself stuck in a tree
  • Bobby: Okay dispatch
  • Bobby turns to Hen and Chimney
  • Bobby: Buck is a real person?
  • Chimney: Yeah, did you think he wasn't?
  • Bobby: I honestly thought you guys were pulling my leg
  • Hen:. Oh no Cap, Buck is very much a really person and I can't wait for you to meet him
  • When they got to the sight, Bobby was expecting a scrawny preteen maybe 10 feet above the ground
  • What he got was a burley 16 year old, 20 feet in the air
  • Buck *waving his hand*: Hi Hen, hi Chimney! I know what this looks like but please don't tell Athena!
  • Hen *laughing*: What are you doing up there Buckaroo?
  • Buck: I was working on a case and a piece of evidence got blown up here
  • Chimney was shaking his head and taking pictures as Bobby clipped in and started to climb the ladder to get this kid that should have known better out of the tree
  • Buck *as Bobby reached him*: Hi I'm Buck! I promise this was totally worth it! This fabric is the key to solving my case!
  • Bobby: please climb down
  • Buck: okay!
  • Bobby clipped Buck in and they started their descent down from the tree
  • They were almost down when a police car came speeding into the parking lot
  • Athena *over her loud speaker*: Evan Buck Buckley you are in so much trouble
  • Buck: Oh man
  • Apparently Buck was supposed to be grounded after he snuck into a warehouse he thought was making counterfeit items
  • And they were because the fabric clutch in his hand proved it!
  • Bobby couldn't help but laugh at this whole situation
  • Bobby kept seeing Buck and soon also emotionally adopted him
  • When it came time for Buck's highschool graduation, his parents didn't come but his siblings did, as did the 118, and a good number of the LAPD
  • After Buck graduated he got an associates degree and spent some time traveling around before he shocked every first responder in the LA area by entering the fire academy
  • Everybody was so sure he was going to be a police officer or even a private detective, but no he became a firefighter
  • But his keen detective mind helped him on more than a few occasions
  • He was the first to figure out the bank heist skeem
  • And when it came to the lock yard mystery his brain was humming with ideas and theories
  • Athena: Don't even think about it Buck
  • Buck: But-
  • Athena: No I remember that gleam in your eyes
  • Buck: The mail isn't her own and there seems to be-
  • Athena: No!
  • Buck *talking quicker*: I bet she was blackmailing someone!
  • Athena: Bobby get our son out of here before he ends up back in the back of my police cruiser!
  • Bobby: Of course honey! C'mon Buck, listen to your mother
  • Buck pouted like a child and the rest of the team laughed at him except Eddie
  • Eddie: What does she mean by being back in the back of her police cruiser
  • Buck: I was a bit of a nosey kid-
  • Chimney: Oh no! You are not going to play this down! This kid was a menace! He was a real Nancy Drew and that would get him in so much trouble!
  • Buck: It didn't get me in that much trouble
  • Hen: Did you forget when we had to get you out of a vending machine because some guy you were tailing locked you in there
  • Chimney: Of that time your got stuck in a fence because you were sure that the old factory was being used to make counterfeit money
  • Buck:. THEY WERE!
  • Bobby: let's not forget how we met, you being stuck in a 20 ft tree
  • Eddie: Damn Buck, you were a bit of a trouble maker
  • Buck *blushing*: I was more of a trouble magnet, I didn't mean to get in trouble it just sort of found me
  • Athena: Yeah that happens when you actively look for it
  • Eddie: Buck Buckley teen detective! You could write books!
  • Bobby: Don't encourage him to encourage more teen detectives!
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Don’t ever come at me saying “both parties are the same”

No, no they’re not. the REPUBLICANS are doing this.  

Fuck them straight to hell.

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Even worse:

The bill would ban public funding for any COLLEGE that teaches or discusses it.

In other words, they are laying out their Long Game to make it impossible to obtain Gender-affirming Care. Making it so that Medical Schools cannot teach it, which would eventually lead to…..well….no doctors that can provide care to Transgender people.

(It goes without saying that such a plan would also, of course, absolutely devastate the care for cis patients that require the EXACT SAME CARE.)

One more part of the bill:

It would ban insurance coverage for trans healthcare for EVERYONE. I’m completely exhausted y’all

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