Random Stuff I've Done: A List

CLAVIS . His Shower Products aren't going to test themselves.
JIN . He showers with his lovers. Sometimes tests out Clavis Products.
NOKTO . He showers with his lovers and his demons.
LICHT . He showers with his demons, but since he can't afford to be late to training practice, he schedules his morning showers as close to the starting time as possible. Sometimes he sings, but it's so quiet, so fragile...
KEITH . Cleans almost too thoroughly because he doesn't want to inconvenience anyone he interacts with by assaulting them with bad hygiene.
YVES . Relatively average shower-taker since there's only so much primping you can do in this format. His baths are the real time-soakers, as well as his before-and-after routines.
LEON . Sometimes tests out Clavis Products, but a shower is a shower, and he only spends as much time in there as he needs to.
SILVIO . Time is money. Takes a long enough shower to be exquisitely presentable before his business partners, but short enough to never throw his schedule out of sync.
RIO . The more time he spends in the shower, the less time he can be with you right?
LUKE . A distressingly short shower-taker for the amount of surface area he has.
ALTER-KEITH . Slaps some soap on, lathers, rinses, exits.
GILBERT . Taking the eyepatch off beforehand adds a few critical extra seconds to his overall time.
CHEVALIER . Has a streamlined and efficient method of showering that promotes excellent hygiene whilst minimizing waste and removing all blood stains.
SARIEL . If you're standing outside waiting for him, you hear the shower come on, then immediately shut off, and then Sariel walks out 200% cleaner than he was when he went in.

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Ikeprinces Ranked By How Many Boobs They Saw Last Year

JIN . Not a single breast escaped this man's eagle-eyed pursuit, he is happy to report. His gaze even went back for two victory laps, bringing his total to more than thrice that of second place.
LUKE . Jin still considers him at the amateur level, but his protégé has been studying well.
NOKTO . 364 sets because he took Christmas off.
KEITH . Are we counting the bird? We're counting the bird!
SILVIO . More than he'd like to admit, and they all wanted his money and status and...! UGH! Gold-digging breasts!
CLAVIS . Caught in his peripheral view while his ogling was dedicated elsewhere.
LEON . He's a popular guy! He was asked to sign them on more than fifty occasions.
SARIEL . 14 sets. No, there will be no elaboration.
GILBERT . He's not out there making dresses for the little rabbit without taking daily visual measurements of her breasts from afar.
RIO . He would never ogle his mistress or anyone! Though he did accidentally catch a peek or two... :(
YVES . Not that he would have looked but he had a habit of falling into traps just as boobs would move into his perimeter. All 486 times.
CHEVALIER . They may have been there for him to look, but look he did not.
LICHT . Too busy training and having negative thoughts to notice any melons in his area.

@omnigodokarin you inspired this with that ridiculous unrelated thing you sent me the other week XD

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A glimpse of a god's human side.

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aquagirl1978

Happy International Women's Day!

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Gilbert: so tell us a bit about Rhodolitian culture

Sariel:… you know, like, a rose?

Gilbert: Ja.

Sariel: yeah.

Keith: so Rhodolite culture is just roses?

Sariel: yes. It’s the most common flavour of sweet, we have it as a fragrance, in jams, on Christmas trees, it’s traditional to have a rose on a birthday cake…

Silvio: what the actual fu-

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for legal reasons, sariel and the king’s PR team had to take this down…

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Ikepri Twitter Memes Part 1 🐦

(Yes, matching pfp for Emma and Clavis)

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Ikémen Princes as soon as MC exists in their lives:

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Ikemen Notes! Ikemen Pets!

Hello fellow Princesses, Time-Travelers, Waitress and Rabbit Chasers!

I received an ask for a list of all the suitors and their pets. Honestly I think I could greatly benefit form making notes on the suitors from all the games. It would make writing so much easier if I had some notes on each of the suitors routes.

Alright if I’m being honest here I don’t know all the suitors pets. Whether it be the animal type or name I don’t know them all. If you want to comment the answers I’ll add you to the contributors list.

Last Updated 11/15/2021

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So a while back, I made a post with movie soundtrack suggestions that I thought would fit each of the cybird games.

Thought I'd update the post with working links and also the addition of ikemen prince. My older post had a couple of games that aren't really played any more, but I figured I'd still include them, if anything, to share some good music! :)