the reader must serve cunt regardless of gender or lack of it

please watch the orville. please watch thoughtful takes on gender and neurodivergence and race and politics and religion that still make space for humour and fun and cameos of star trek legends and dolly parton. trans families. non humanoid shaped crewmates. robot and monster fuckers. autism analogies. finding love even when its difficult. working to maintain love as life throws horrific changes at you. ptsd recovery. bisexual captains. best friend divorcees. concerts. battles. cool space ships. time travel. alternate universes. elvis costumes.

please watch the orville.

I need to buy a gun

I feel like Barbatos is the type to lie straight to Diavolo's face while knowing full well Diavolo knows he's lying

Irondad fic ideas #109

Draco staring at y/n: she can fix me

Theo: aren’t you supposed to fix her??

Draco: what, no? She’s perfect. Me on the other hand am a mess and I just know she can fix me..

The Adopted Princess| Dark! Targaryen and Velaryon Boys x Reader (Aegon II, Aemond, Jacaerys, Lucerys)

Masterlist

Part I

Part II

Part III

Part IV

Part V

Summary:

Rhaenyra Targaryen decides to take you in as her daughter after she finds you, abandoned, near her castle.

You seem to catch the attention of the Targaryen and Velaryon boys as you grow older.

(Coming soon)

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐔𝐬 (Batfam x Batmom!Reader)

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: The tragic death of Jason Todd seemed to be a point of no return for the Wayne family. Six months later, when things seemed to be starting to settle for the marriage, Tim Drake appears at the mansion with the intention of being the new Robin and when Bruce sees y/n does not agree.

The memory of her youngest son still haunts her like a ghost, walking the halls of Wayne Manor only to be reminded of her betrayal and how the life of another boy was doomed to for her lack of will.

When Tim is wounded on a patrol, something breaks within the Wayne matriarch and the magic that had accompanied her through her worst moments without once getting out of control gives her a gift, one that will become a nightmare she doesn't want to go out.

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫(𝐬): Bruce Wayne x ScarletWitch!Reader; Jason Todd x Batmom!Reader; Dick Grayson x Batmom!Reader; Tim Drake x Batmom!Reader.

English is not my first language, please be patient.

The Tag List for this history is OPEN.

𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓.

Finally, I finished it!

Please don’t let this flop took me hours to make.

How dare you give me bottom Loki and top Loki in a span of a week? Are you trying to kill me?

-Keldabe-

kiss kiss fall into insurmountable amounts of debt

Context:

The lady is a succubus, which in this setting is mostly human but with superpowered pheromones that passively make humans aroused just by being in the same room and essentially drug people out of their minds if she touches them directly. [The effect is so strong that there’s an entire government agency devoted to observing (from a long distance) all known succubi to make sure they aren’t starting suicide cults or going on murder-rape binges or whatever.] This causes her a variety of problems in life; she has to get up extremely early and stay at work late to take mostly-empty trains in order to avoid being in a crowded metal box full of humans, for example. But worst is her nonexistent love life, because how can you ever be confident that somebody has genuine romantic feelings for you if you’re supernaturally attractive to everybody? Is it ever morally acceptable to have sex if holding hands is effectively a date-rape drug? 

The guy is a perfectly ordinary biology teacher, who crashed into her in the halls on his first day and got a huge dose of aphrodisiac. But she is a Respected Colleague so it would be Highly Unprofessional to think of her that way, not to mention how Inappropriate it would be for a high school teacher to do or say anything while there might be students around, and wait a minute wouldn’t treating her differently just because of her biology be Super Racist? so obviously it is his Duty to act Perfectly Normal and pretend that he Feels Nothing.

She sees that he seems to have no reaction, and this sparks her interest. Is he immune to her powers? Clearly this requires further investigation! For entirely scientific purposes, not because if he falls for her he’d be the first guy she could trust to do so for legitimate non-chemical reasons (and totally not because she might be able to bone him without feeling bad about it).

So you’ve got the world’s dorkiest succubus clumsily trying to seduce this guy and he’s trying very hard to drink enough Respect Women juice to make up for over half his blood travelling south every time he sees her. Then for added fun several of their students catch on to these shenanigans and they ship it so they decide to “help”.

you know I can respect that premise.

I initially was not overtly interested in the Mandalorian until I found out he’s just a really polite space cowboy with a soft voice hiding Pedro pascal underneath his armor

made another meme y'all