Unfruity & Nonchalant

Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

Did you intentionally make him Cajun before that screencap or was that baked into the prompt already. I ask only because the eyes as green as the bayou got me good

he's naturally australian so i gave him an upgrade

Yea, for I was copying the Bible. And it came to pass that I wrote "gaudius", or joy, when the intended word was "gladius" or sword. And all of the other monks did mock me with cruel words and jests. And when I did recite the Scripture at dinner, I coughed, and Brother Abelard did ask if I had meant to say "gaudius". And on the way to the dormitories I did tell of my encounter with the fearsome black hen of Cheshire, and Brother William asketh of me why I had not slain it with my gladius. And so it came to pass that I took a vow of silence and ceased to speak with all worldly men. Amen.

nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.

HD remake

Any character can have big naturals if you imagine hard enough, like Walter White

Oh so people will reblog among us yaoi but not Walter White Big Naturals huh

Subject: above post

Dear @guiltiest-gear,

Hi! This post is alright but what really intrigues me is your mention of "among us yaoi." If you don't mind, could you elaborate on that subject? Thank you in advance!

Sincerely,

@that-house

Subject: Re: above post

Dear @that-house,

Thank you for asking and for your continued interest in my posts! Among us yaoi is gay sex between two crewmates, perhaps including the impostor as well. Hope this answers your question.

Sincerely,

@guiltiest-gear

Subject: Re: Re: above post

Dear @guiltiest-gear,

Thank you for getting back to me so quickly! Your response answers some of my questions but raises an important follow-up question: is among us yaoi a form of yuri? I look forward to your reply.

Sincerely,

@that-house

Subject: Re: Re: Re: above post

Dear @that-house,

Thanks again for your questions! Among us yuri could technically be another form of yuri, as crewmates and impostors are often not depicted as either male or female in any clear or obvious resemblance. Although one could investigate the genders of said crewmates to give an exact determination of whether it would be yaoi, yuri, or straight sex, it matters not in the end. Love is love after all. Thank you again for your continued support.

Sincerely,

@guiltiest-gear

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: above post

Dear @guiltiest-gear,

This world is so full of wonder! Thank you for explaining the complexities of among us yaoi and/or yuri to me. Please never email me again, as this was a harrowing experience I do not wish to repeat. Thank you and goodbye.

Sincerely,

@that-house

AND SCENE! OK EVERYONE THAT'S A WRAP FOR TODAY, GREAT JOB OUT THERE. JADE, I LOVED WHAT YOU DID TYING THE CLASSIC "I SEE NO DIFFERENCE, LOVE IS LOVE" MEME INTO THE EXISTING DISCUSSION, FUCKING PHENOMENAL IMPROVISED LINE. WE'RE GONNA RUN THIS CUT BY SOME TEST AUDIENCES AND SEE IF WE NEED TO DO A RESHOOT, BUT GREAT JOB TODAY. AWESOME STUFF. I'M GONNA GO DO A LINE OF COKE IN MY OFFICE. PEACE

Oh so this is what we're doing now

Boob-Based Gag

Breaking the Fourth Wall

Call-Back

Exactly What It Says on the Tin

Painting the Medium

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

Happy

❁ pyrex ❁

1 am thinking abt the triassic cuddle once again and getting sad. The Thrinaxodon was in a torpor and wouldn’t have woken up before it drowned in the rain. The Broomistega was badly injured and dying. Neither of them ever actually knew each other but their last moments are curled up together and immortalized in stone Hggggm

everytime i pee:

*opens my pants and my penis makes the metro goldwn meyer lion roar and fades to black*

*grainy footage fades in*

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

Moreover, everyone gathers around to be tremulously compassionate and discreetly admiring: all this time, you lacked the Vitamin? And yet you persevered?

my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god