my favorite smash bros easter egg is Kitty.

Kitty.

Please consider: Alphys being unable to get traction on smooth floors due to her lizard feet

actual footage

draw stick figures. sing off key. write bad poems. sew ugly clothes. run slowly. flirt clumisly. play video games on easy. you do not need to be good at something to enjoy the act. talent is overrated. do things you like doing. it’s ok to suck

Shitty car mods: *literally just makes a post*

Everyone on Tumblr simultaneously:

suspicious..

remember when dipper thought he indirectly killed two men but like never really gave a shit

My life instantly became better

Today is an international holiday

It is March 9th, meaning it is officially the third anniversary since Not What He Seems premiered and the day in which Stanford Pines officially came into our lives. 

Happy anniversary to one of the best Gravity Falls episodes ever and to Stanford Pines :)

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit. 

having the oldest used constitution in the world is not a point of pride, its just fuckin lazy, lol

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

I won’t

suck a dick

suck a heart instead

my heart is broken

shut up hold my hand

i can only hold ur hand in my dreams

write shitty poetry and vagueblog

love yourselves

suggestion blogs communicating with each other using their strange and specific aesthetic

lads…… it’s march. how we coping

we aren’t

i lovg fib and forb

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

this is literally the most terrifying popup ive ever gotten in webkinz i didnt even do anythING