Asking my boyfriend to identify Nancy Drew Characters
‘His name is Chad Worthington, he’s too privileged and he’s been in jail too many times for petty theft so now his dad won’t buy him a helicopter, he’s a villain’
‘OHHHH MAN, that’s-oh it says Big Mike right there, I’ll call him Big Kahuna. He owns a helicopter touring business in Hawaii, no way is Big Kahuna a villain, he’s too nice’
‘Oh my God, he’s definitely a villain, look at that 30 mile stare’
‘Thats Chad’s dad! His name is...Brad, Brad Worthington, he’s a drug runner-
‘WHAT’
‘He’s a drug runner and he likes to spend his time in a, in a, where is he? A barbershop, he’s a villian’
‘Her name is Lois-
‘That’s a man’
‘No.’
‘Oh man, he’s got to have a German name...Heinz, Heinz...........Guten Tag, he’s an innkeeper or maybe an airbnb owner, he’s definitely not a villian, look at his face’
‘She’s a GILF librarian and definitely a villian’
‘Why?’
‘Just look at her’
‘Oh man, his name is Louis, he’s a retired teacher, he’s recovering from his meth addiction that started in his 20’s, I mean look at him, he styles his own hair based on YouTube tutorials he watches’
‘OHHHHH THIS LITTLE SHIT, he’s Heinz’s son, Karl Guten Tag, he’s a little spoiled brat and he’s definitely the villian. I want to slap that little shit Karl’
‘That’s fucking Harry Potter’