i would’ve never guessed that a crossdressing anime character in the 90s would’ve actually led to a good joke
Like it's been said before that when Israelis and Zionists cry "why do you single out Israel?!", they should in fact be reminded that Israel singles itself out. I mean, who commits violence at this magnitude and then bemoans being the victim??
Deku and Eri-Chan dress as their heroes for Halloween! Deku is still a dork
bonus:
he didn’t stop crying
twitter feed simulator
finally, i can have a deviantart signature on tumblr. the future is now
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“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics
less of this
more of this
this is what im talking about. that’s gender
more gender
Most inclusive option:
[uploads DOOM as my gender]
So fun fact that won't surprise anyone who knows me: I've done this. My job had a inclusivity survey that pissed me off (they included "transgender" and "cis gender" as possible responses for "what's your gender?", alongside "male" and "female"!) but I noticed they didn't put a length limit on the gender field if you selected "other". So...
They didn't accept binary files (which is fine, my gender isn't binary) so I had to base64 encode doom, but even though it froze chrome for nearly 8 hours, I was able to paste a full copy of the Doom install disks into the form.
as a side project while waiting on chrome to unfreeze, I developed a way to encode Doom into PNG files that could safely be posted on Twitter without them being corrupted into JPEGs, as Twitter loves to do.
Anyway, the thread is here, but really all you need is this one screenshot.
Oh my god they ran doom on their gender
in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
It is *ehem* hard isn't it
Why does every 2024 movie poster look like a background gag in an unwatchable-past-season-3 decade-old sitcom get me out of here
tumblr powered microwave. reblog to fire 1 wave at this beef
most microwaves operate at 2.45GHz, or 2,450,000,000 waves per second. this currently has 21,000 notes. or a bit less than 1 millionth of a second worth of microwave time.
in conclusion
Its fucking raw.
okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.
I'll start: bread
Peanut butter
Jelly (grape)
Bread
guys...
What Time Is It Right Now?
pls reblog for sample size etc
follow for more occasional useless polls :)
Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day