You’re Eleanor Shellstrop from Phoenix, Arizona. Your favorite meal is shrimp scampi. You listed your emergency contact as Britney Spears as a long-shot way of meeting her and your favorite movie is that clip of John Travolta saying “Adele Dazeem.” You flew halfway around the world because you wanted to be a better person and it was very brave. You’re sharp and you’re strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in canned chili and you basically saved my life. You have very high self-esteem and a very low tolerance for men who wear sandals and your worst nightmare is someone saying something nice about you to your face, but too bad because I need to say it because you deserve it.

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kazuhira-mezz

So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

but what happened when he woke up

czarasaurous

quick story once my English teacher had a slightly off and very religious borderline radical Christian student that fell asleep during class once, and there was one atheist girl in the class

so when he fell asleep, all the students except the atheist left their backpacks and jackets on their chairs and left the room

and the kid woke up and started to panic, looked over and saw the atheist girl reading a book, still in the classroom

she turned the page, returned his glance, and said “Hey.”

and the kid freaked the fuck out because he sincerely thought he missed the rapture

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liviamall

goawfma

the gag is the first wave aint going anywhere if they start reopening states

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elsrandomrambles

I love Barbie

She is so amazing! And to think there are people out there who don’t think of her as a positive role model is beyond me.

She makes you believe you can be anything or do anything. She never gives up and never quits. She has the perfect motto: Positive Attitude Changes Everything (PACE!) And she makes STEM cool! Which is so important, especially for young girls. We need more women in STEM!

If you haven’t watched her vlogs or dreamhouse adventures I highly recommend them. They’re empowering. And if you don’t love Barbie now, you definitely will