I have no life

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug

i meant samaritan you jackasses i was typing with one hand bc i was putting on one of the temporary tattoos and it got autocorrected

Garden Variety Dykes: Lesbian Traditions in Gardening, 1994

OH it's a lesbian and her enormous sunflower

I thought she had her arm around the shoulders of her wife, who was dressed as a plant monster for some reason

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

This post with the dead OP gives the image of a flyer blowing through an apocalyptic wasteland

do you think they'll send my bestie to the same prison as me if I asked them really nicely

Good afternoon sluts and those of us who wanted to be sluts but never got around to it

annabeth, watching the news: someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

percy, covered in ink: well maybe the squid was being an asshole

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

I completely agree with this but I do need you to understand that the image above is 32 times the size of the lunar mission’s memory

Just realized it's totally possible that Grover got his appreciation for war from one Gleeson Hedge.

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

okay this reminded me. i’m disabled and i’ve gone to the hospital a lot and one time in college during finals season i had to write my professor an email excusing my absence but the dilauded kicked in and well

i was not born in 1998

I have been absolutely LOSING IT at "hurbubeudb" for like 10 minutes and my wife is asleep next to me and I'm trying SO HARD not to wake her up but I can't stop "hurbubeudb"

Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

love how each pjo book takes place in the span of a week. so like every summer percy has one crazy week and then the rest of his year is normal

"kill them kindness" WRONG. Gritty Meme Dump!!!!!

oh i can contribute here

And put where you're from in the tags if you're comfortable w it!!!

fiction and fantasy are so fun because it's like. if i met this man in real life i would drop kick him off a cliff within three seconds of him opening his mouth. luckily for him he doesn't exist so we can all happily ignore those red flags and pretend we could fix him

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time