Products from Archie McPhee

Our pull-back Rat Racer drives a tiny pizza slice vehicle that can fit in the palm of your hand.

Racing Rubber Chickens are a pull-back, four-wheeled comedy paddywagon of high-speed hilarity!

It takes a big cryptid to admit his mistakes. Get a Bigfoot Eraser to help correct your own mistakes in groovy psychedelic colors.

Did you know we upgraded our classic deluxe Finger Monsters? These new Fantastic Finger Monsters have tails, scales and wings. We also did an evil version of our Finger Hand!

Our new Tiny Box of Wizards has three wizards packaged like precious jewels in a tiny matchbox.

Orange Tabby Cat Coin Purse from Archie McPhee.

New item! Itty Bitty Surfers! Could surf in a puddle if real.

Stress Mushrooms are the perfect present for mycologists with anxiety.

Party Frogs are here! Ok, so rain frogs might not look like they’re having a good time, but this box is guaranteed to contain a real frog party. Not all frogs are qualified to be Party Frogs, but this soft vinyl set of four, 1-1/2" to 2-1/4" tall rain frogs is built for one rager after another. You can tell from their hats that they are true, grumpy, party amphibians.

Opera Corn is the starch that can sing. In fact, it creams the competition! When it comes to an a-maize-ing aria, we’re all ears! This electronic Opera Corn sings when you press the button! Figaro! Figaro! It’s a hard vinyl ear of corn that is 6-1/4" tall that produces one of five ear-resistable operatic sounds at the push of a button. It’s a regular Luciano Cobarotti You wouldn’t expect such highbrow music from corn, but we went against the grain.

Chilly this morning. Glad I wore my Thumb Hat!

Our Murder of Crows playset comes in a matchbox-style box that opens to reveal the crows nestled in a straw nest.

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We've never changed our Toothpick Bird's package. Why mess with perfection?

Pictures from the 1980s when the lizard head was installed on the original Fremont location of Archie McPhee in Seattle. It's still hidden away in our store today. Come in and try and find it!

Our wind-up crows like peanuts as much as actual crows.

Go Go Gargoyle! is now $14.95!

The Horrible Horseman has defeated the gargoyles that defended Crowning Castle and thrown everything into chaos. A new batch of baby gargoyles has been birthed from the fire demon to retake the castle and protect it from future attacks. These gargoyles have got to save the kingdom! This simple game takes you through a magical kingdom full of ghosts, cryptids and grumpy wizards. Includes a fantastic detail-filled game board, four 1-1/8" tall gargoyle tokens and 54 standard-sized, 2-1/2" x 3-1/2" illustrated cards.