mosaic moon

Greater New Old Kanal Housing and Land Authority Industrial Development Authority Industrial Development Authority

fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail

Outfits on repeat!

I want owned physical media back, but I'm not sad to see DVDs go – optical media was always a transitional technology, and suffers from a number of intractable drawbacks. I want them to start selling movies on indestructible solid-state cartridges the size of a quarter, so I can keep my entire media collection in an unsorted pile in a random cabinet drawer and have to go rummaging through it like an amateur chef trying to find the lemon zester every single time I want to watch something. Do you understand? I want to lose the entire Star Wars trilogy between my couch cushions.

(For the folks in the notes objecting that SD cards are prone to rapid bit rot and difficult to recover if damaged, I didn't say "SD cards" for precisely that reason. Most contemporary solid-state media, including SD cards, is optimised at both the hardware and software levels for fast writing, high capacity, and good read-write cycle endurance, and all of that comes with certain trade-offs. It's absolutely possible to design small-form-factor solid-state media that's suitable for write-once archival use and proritises redundancy and longevity over short-term performance; it's just not presently being done, and would require rethinking both the physical architecture and the data storage methods. That's kind of what I'm asking for here!)

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

Overheard crossing Bay Street after some grocery shopping. I found myself stuck behind these two slowly moving through the crosswalk.

2009:A Strider Odyssey

I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

Luke Skywalker Smokes The Strongest Jedi Weed Daily.

Luke Skywalker Takes Absolutely Huge Rips On His Space Bong And Gets So High On His Strongest Jedi Weed. 

Luke Skywalker Uses Bacta And Force Powers Instead Of Bong Water And A Lighter To Smoke The Ghost Of Obi-Wan Kenobi Back Into The Universe. 

Obi-Wan Kenobi Will Say “HEY, My Guy, You Know I Just Love To Take Fat Rips On That Massive Space Bong, Let Me Have A Go At That Good Grime” 

But Luke Skywalker Knows That He Should Never Listen To A Force Ghost’s Requests For The Strongest Jedi Weed.  Everyone Knows That You Should Never Listen To A Force Ghost’s Requests For The Strongest Jedi Weed.

"chat is a pronoun" has officially joined my list of internet linguistics pet peeves. "emojis are hieroglyphs" is welcoming them to the club.