The og

michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount 

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

literally love tumblr. logging on to see movie gifs, poetry excerpts, little textposts about soup ingredients and tenderness....i am hanging up my jacket and sitting down. im home

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

period

i have this

this was such a classic i’m gonna bring this to tiktok and misinform the gen z girls

What’s better than this! Guys bein dudes!

YOURE TELLING ME ELON MUSK HOSTED SNL AND EVERYONE FUCKING HATED IT????

AND DOGECOIN TANKED BECAUSE THE SKITS SUCKED ASS SO BAD???

I know a lot of y’all just like love to cheer for his downfall or whatever but I’d like to remind everyone that he actually does have Aspergers and that’s why his jokes didn’t “land”. You can hate on his ethics all you want to but it’s bold af for someone to host SNL especially when they have a syndrome that limits their ability to do that and invites ridicule.

I assure you his mental divergence had nothing to do with his jokes missing their mark.  One skit was called Gen Z Hospital and was loaded on nothing but horribly misused AAVE.  That was it.  There was no punchline outside of using AAVE improperly.  That has nothing to do with him being on the autism spectrum and everything to do with him being an out of touch billionaire boomer trying to belittle the generation that most often sees through his bullshit. 

He’s also, despite his claim in his monologue, not the only SNL host to be neurodivergent.  Dan Akroyd, former cast member and later host, is also on the autism spectrum and has spoken often about it.  

He also still owns an emerald mine in Africa and is a fucking trash person who tries to be repeatable despite being a fucking dickbag. I know plenty of neurodivergent people who are genuinely funny as fuck and have great senses of humor. Elongated Muskrat just sucks.

I’m nuerodivergent and funny as hell! It’s not the ASD he’s just unfunny.

E l o n g a t e d M u s k r a t

He’s a selfish prick who frontloaded his performance with a discussion of his ASD that belittled the accomplishments of other people with ASD. (Dan Akroyd, as mentioned, is on the spectrum and is actually funny.) Fuck that guy, he deserves humiliation, I hope his head deflates and he can grow up before he does anymore damage to the world.

what does smp stand for actually

:-)

there is NO toxic mold growing on this post

i repeat there is NO MOLD on this post

It is safe to touch

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

Loosely implying a cat 2

When Google celebrates someone’s birthday or something and makes a special logo you can click the logo and find out who it is. In this damn website you get a Guy Fieri-themed logo for his birthday with no explication and you’re supposed to just live with it.

Sky puppies

same energy

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.