I Know Things AND Stuff

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

It’s murder on the dance floor

*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

hall of fame tweet

3 year old vs 5 month old

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

Freaky ass white boy

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

Hi, yes, question?

What about children?

I'm sure the kids can scrounge up 50¢