me: *goes to my nearest hospital* hello i would like to be put into a medically induced coma 

Pretty fucked up that shrimps can see all those colors and they dont even bother to draw anime fanart

criminalise golf

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

physically im in my bedroom but mentally im on an island in greece singing abba 

you tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fucking scared of him

Playing Cards

Those Adorable Nicknames

Sir, that’s my emotional support nightstand water bottle.

The new thing I do when I procrastinate is look up “school project” on youtube and set it to most recent. Many hidden gems in there

Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh

2 dislikes. the haters don’t understand

genius is never understood in its own time…

Game of Thrones is putting me in the awkward position of having to say “I agree that this is the obvious and inevitable conclusion of this character’s arc, but the writers got us there in the dumbest possible way.” It’s a difficult criticism to express without sounding petty, y’know?

What Victor Fresco, the creator of Santa Clarita Diet, said about how the show would have ended

Wholesome pranks

That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

spirited away au where everything’s the same expect no face’s mask looks like this

now that’s what i’m talking about