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— Vladimir Nabokov, Speak, Memory (via books-n-quotes)

Flowers Bloom - Soulmate AU

ethereal 

(adj.) extremely delicate and light in a way that seems too perfect for this world

Whenever someone is injured, flowers bloom on their soulmate at the area of the wound. 

She is born with flowers around her entire left shoulder.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader

Teaser 

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Epilogue

Ancient Proverb 

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

hmmm

I saw this on Reddit and it had me in stitches so I thought I would share this with y’all

No support here, we die like emotionally overwhelmed men.

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER

I understand why people are making all these tribute graphics and art and stuff about spn ending but I’m also kinda laughing cause it doesn’t end for another year and it’s like

fandom: today, supernatural has ended

spn: quit telling everyone im dead

fandom: sometimes, i can still hear it’s voice

REBLOG IF YOU’RE SLOWLY TRYING TO ACCEPT A 50/50 POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT NEITHER STEVE NOR TONY WILL DIE IN ENDGAME

SO THAT THE PAIN OF UNEXPECTEDNESS WOULDN’T BE THAT BAD

I’m listening…

*plays deepthroat_by_cupcakKe.mp3*

Jesus, yes

It's really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

Like, this is Loki

And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

This is Castiel

And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

This is Tony Stark

And this is Robert Downey Jr.

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

Probably already reblogged this, but it’s so dam funny.

Snerk.

I have rebloggev before but I will do it again.

This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for

@flightofthefantasies

It’s baaaaaack…wank-stain

i would let him do anything to me