Ash (is deeply disturbed)

I saw some of the greatest minds of my generation fall victim to Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

why does it feel morally wrong to spend all day in bed or at home. like i do it often but the whole time im wracked with guilt. it's literally not hurting anybody

you can like tits. you can be in the cock fandom. we are sex positive in this house. bodies are beautiful

having so much love in your heart is beautiful and amazing right up until you’re alone in your bedroom clutching at your chest and whimpering like a wounded dog

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god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

some people out there really be typing fanfics longer than war and peace in their free time and then going on about their life like it's no big deal. how fucking incredible. like no offense to tolstoy but that was like. his whole job

my sincerest apologies to miss kesha i have nothing but respect for the party anthem of all time

post nut info dump

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious