I love how groups of friends will end up adopting a group name. like wether it’s something just like “squad” or “meme team” an inside joke or something. and you’ll just refer to the group like one unit like “hey, the meme team is coming over,” and people will just know who that means. I love it. I love these little gangs filled with good pals.

please install tag viewer for this one

Having a group of friends sounds so fun I’d love to be a part of one someday

im at a restaurant right now and there's this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server who was assigned to him has to keep getting him new ribs. ive been here for an hour just watching this kid inhale ribs like he's gonna die the next day. he probably will given the amount of hot sauce he put on them

i cannot stress enough that this is a stick-thin teenage child sitting alone at a restaurant absolutely going to town on these ribs. this child is eating like hes trying to personally rid the world of ribs. i've been timing him, he orders a full other rack of ribs every 2 minutes. this is fucking insane i dont know what to do

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

show me a bigger downgrade

Have you seen the fanart of this man while he was super duper sexy? That’s why they made him less sexy. People were legit drawing nsfw art and it was a problem

I’m going to require evidence of this to believe it

oh you would wanna see sexy king neptune fan art wouldn’t you

It’s for an investigation, I’m with the fbi

My apologies

Right this way sir

got a cool new jacket lemme post a pic

always want4ed to see the big apple baby. so many tall buildings.

does my new comfortable jacket make you angry with me

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

I need to fucking be a crocodile

*hits you with my legoification beam that turns you into this*

[ID: image of two lego crocodiles. they are both green.]

oh THANK GOD

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

call her 9/11 the way her bush is melting my steal beam

ASSASSIN’S CREED MIRAGE - (2023)

Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

Shrek 2 (2004) trivia 

i always forget there’s a “stuff for you” page. Lol. the only “stuff for me” comes organically from the posts my mutuals graciously handpick for me to reblog like a 9 year old girl palm feeding sugar cubes to a horse. An algorithm could never do that

amogus being put down

Why are you a furry?

what

The hands. They're paws.

you know what? i dedicate this doodle sheet to you, tumblr user heliacal-paladin. you’ve won

still couldn't resist leaving some claws in

SHUT THE FUCK UP

STOP BULLYING ME

I feel like this post is gonna be a tumblr heritage post one day

oh no

It has; already appeared in 2 YouTube videos and one of my friends who has never used tumblr before knows of this post.

Roxy I’m sorry to say that I first knew you from Reddit and only discovered your Tumblr because amogus euthanasia was on every tumblr and furry subreddit

oh my god.

I have a morbid curiosity about what furries think of this post.

hey, i’m a furry! plenty of my friends are furries! we all think this post is super funny lmao

Well, I know you're a furry.

Look at how you draw hands.

i posted this in january