🤞🤞🤞 hope this works

party member: hey can we play dungeons and dragons this weekend

me, the dm: haha maybe :)

me, inwardly, knowing i still haven’t planned anything:

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

cherry lips, crystal skies, i could show you incredible memes

hey it’s vine two

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

reality is a sin

first day of my Anime and Manga class.

the bulk of today was talking about ancient scroll illustrations drawn by buddhist monks from the 12 and 13th century. like “Penis Contest” and “Flatulence Battle”.

I think I just peed my pants.

For the love of god watch this until the end

I saw my life flash before my eyes

if you go nonverbal when you’re upset clap your hands 👏👏

boy: lets sext

me: ok

boy: i want to pin you down and i want to suck every inch of your supple breast

me: