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Hi, I'm Lindsey!

@somethingthatsaysbubbles / somethingthatsaysbubbles.tumblr.com

They/Them. Playwright. Author. MLIS student. Twitch Streamer. 27. Pansexual, Panromantic, Trans, Non-Binary. MINORS DNI. Ageless blogs will be blocked. Newest obsessions: Hazbin Hotel; Sunny Day Jack; Midst; Astarion, Gale, and Raphael from Baldur's Gate 3; Viktor from Arcane; Julian Devorak from The Arcana; and All Things Daniel Bruhl. I'm horny and unhinged on main all day every day.
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THE RIPPING CASE OF MS. DELIA RODWICK — Masterpost

SUMMARY: In an effort to solve the murder of several New York prostitutes, Dr. Laszlo Kreizler finds himself receiving a private dance from Bellerose’s most popular burlesque dancer. [This series takes place between Seasons 1 and 2 of The Alienist.]

WARNINGS: MINORS DNI. 18+ ONLY. Spoilers for Seasons 1 and 2 of The Alienist. Rated E for Explicit Sexual Content. Rated M for Meat and Mature Themes. Smut. Sex. Oral Sex (Laszlo Receiving). Oral Sex (Reader Receiving). Vaginal Fingering. Penetrative Sex (Penis in Vagina). Unprotected Sex. Dom!Reader. Sub!Laszlo. Possessive Language. Explicit and Enthusiastic Consent. Edging. Orgasm Denial. Body Worship. Breast Kink. Self-Degradation. Praise Kink. Size Kink. Minor Creampie/Breeding Kink. Foot Kissing. Discussions of Sexual Experience/Inexperience. Aftercare. Love Marks/Hickies. Discussions of Marriage/Courting.  Smoking. Drinking/Alcoholism. Choking (The Non-Sexual Kind). Nonconsensual Touches/Workplace Harassment. Undressing. Nudity. Explicit Descriptions of Arousal/Genitalia. Masturbation/Mentions of Masturbation. Graphic Descriptions of Gore and Violence. Murder/Serial Murder. Corpses. Death. Crime Scenes. Blood. Mentions of Prostitution and Sex Worker Prejudice. Violence Against Women/Sex Workers. Mentions of Domestic Violence/Child Abuse. Discussions of Childhood Trauma. Discussions of Religious Hypocrisy. Bible Verses and Churches. Canonical Disability. Mentions of Abortion, Stillbirth/Pregnancy Complications, and Coma. Loss of Family. Kidnapping. Grief. Fear. Fire. Eviction. Angst. Fluff. Letter from A Serial Killer. Malicious Evangelicalism/Catholicism/Religion. Explicit Discussions/Descriptions of Murder and Serial Murder from Perspective of Serial Murderer. Scenes of Explicit Torture. Bondage and Gagging (Non-Sexual). Broken Bones/Extreme Bodily Harm. Implied Nonconsensual Voyeurism. Stalking. Knives/Pliers. Denailing/Nail Removal. Stabbing. Guns and Gunshot Wounds. Hospitals, Doctors, and Nurses. Morphine/Prescription Drug Use. Mentions of Autopsy. Hurt and Comfort. Happy Ending.

Word Count: ~35K

Fandom: The Alienist

Pairing: Laszlo Kreizler x AFAB GN!Reader

A/N: Completed Work! The reader in this story is gender neutral (They/Them), and there is no use of binary, gendered language—such as “woman,” “man,” “Miss,” “Mister,” “female,” or “male”— in reference to them. However, the reader has breasts and a vagina because that is what I—as a nonbinary, AFAB author—am most comfortable writing. The reader regularly switches between wearing period-accurate, assumed-feminine clothing and period-accurate, assumed-masculine clothing. I apologize for any historical inaccuracies. If you catch a typo or would like to be added to the taglist, let me know. Lastly, a huge shoutout to @bruhlsbees for reading as I wrote. Your love and support kept me going. 

TAGLIST: @scuttle-buttle @bruhlsbees @apparrio @livvyshmiv @ajeff855 @imalsonotsure @bubblegum28universe @frozenhuntress67 @uncomfortablebagel @janine-007​

Chapters:

The Water Lily Room
Above the Vaulted Sky
It’s Cold Outside
I’ll Wait For You
Exquisite
Is Love’s Bed Always Snow? 
I’m Here
Una Furtiva Lagrima
Eternally Yours 
This, and My Heart Beside

Extras:

Chapter 1: Sneak Peak
Memes
Read it on AO3!
#The Alienist#laszlo kreizler#laszlo kreizler x reader#laszlo kreizler x you#dr laszlo kreizler#laszlo kriezler x reader#laszlo kreizler fanfic#laszlo kreizler imagine#daniel brühl#daniel bruhl#gender neutral fanfic#gender neutral reader#afab#reader insert
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jellybeanium124

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

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divineandmajesticinone

WONDER BAR (1934) | dir. Lloyd Bacon

“The other [scene that stands out above the rest] involved a handsome man, asking a dancing couple if he could cut in. The female partner, expecting his attention, agrees, only to see him dance with her male partner. Jolson then flaps his wrist and says, “Boys will be boys. Woo!”. This scene almost caused the Production Code to reject the film, and was featured in the opening scenes of the documentary film The Celluloid Closet (1996).”
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amarguerite

Here is the actual clip, and let me tell you, Jolson’s delivery does not disappoint:

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clinical-manners

*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

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theunfairfolk

*the orange grows legs and skitters away*

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clinical-manners

Fascinating results *places a banana in the same spot*

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kingscrown666

*clawed hand reaches out of the ether and drags it into the ring, leaving ragged claw marks in the soil as it disappears, back into the ether from whence it came*

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numberlover1729

“let’s go to the extreme.” *places a pineapple in the same spot*

Real scientists would keep putting an orange in the same spot to make sure the results are consistent before moving on to other fruits or different spots.

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clinical-manners

The only valid response to this post.

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elodieunderglass

We’re working up the complexity levels of fruit until we feel there is enough evidence to support the judicious placement of a volunteer twink

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elodieunderglass

You sit down, we haven’t seen what’s happened to the pineapple

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