If anyone would like to buy my book, it’s available here

It’s a fantasy novel about a girl who’s too curious for her own good, as she sets out on a quest to stop a war.

This is why it's essential for new players to meet a funny little goblin/gnome/talking skeleton/other little weirdo on their first outing.

No, I'm serious

You as the DM have control over many things at your table, and that gives you a lot of authority, especially when it comes to establishing tone. By showing new players that in addition to being a grand storyteller/forgiving mentor/neutral arbiter of the rules you can also be a silly little guy™️ you also give them permission to be silly.

Lack of judgement is the first step to people feeling brave enough to try new things, and by making yourself out to be a clown, you signal that the d&d table is a (mostly) judgement free zone where they can put on a funny accent or do wacky things in character...or even (if you could believe it) be silly enough to invest in this story of wonder and whimsy that you're all telling together.

foliage study :-) there's an angel in the garden

free healthcare should include teeth actually

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky:

A lil compilation of ace pride artwork I’ve made over the past year! 💜

Cannot emphasize this enough, do not sign for a loan with someone you're dating. That shit is already used for so much abuse within marriages but to be financially attached to someone you're not even married to will cause you nothing but problems. Don't do it

Dont co sign for that car your boyfriend of one year wants. Do not take out a joint loan with that person who only just moved on with. And for the love of God do not sign for a mortgage with someone you would not legally attach yourself to in the eyes of the state. That person now can wreck your credit and has unbelievable control over your ability to get loans and housing going forward. Don't fucking do it

*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

i feel like nintendo is having a playstation 3 moment

wherein sony initially made the ps3 fuckoff expensive and told the people who couldnt afford it to get a second job because they had these massive egos after making the ps2 which is the best selling console in history and thought everyone would just buy it because it was the ps3, and the switch was *super* successful (though not quite as successful as the ps2) after the failure that was the wii u so i think theyre having a similar ego trip

this is either going to be a very humbling moment for nintendo or everyone is going to enable them because the culture of the gaming industry when the ps3 released and the culture right now are very different and i imagine there wont be a lot of pushback. at least, not in the way the ps3 had a lot of pushback

"why r u smiling at ur phone" bc my friebds 🌈🌈🥰🌞 and i love friend 😊😊😊🫂💞 Friends 👍👍🌈 And im Happy 😊😊🫂💞👍🌈

Look, I'm going to be honest, I don't care whether people feeding other fans' fanfiction into AI is "legal" or "illegal".

What it is, is rude, entitled, and disrespectful of your fellow fans.

[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

we take turns

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

people get hotter the more you like them that's just science

Big Men / Tiny Men ?

No bitches